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Proceeds go toward uh paying his dad's mf rent bitch
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i am not insured!!
i am banned from onlyfags!! 
there is no onlyfags!!
the original video is gone!!</video:description><video:player_loc>https://watch.goodluckgabe.life/videos/embed/458d1abd-aa2f-43f5-84a2-2aad5a4ef709</video:player_loc></video:video></url><url><loc>https://watch.goodluckgabe.life/w/jsuLScxWdLf9KeeTKsSvjD</loc><video:video><video:thumbnail_loc>https://watch.goodluckgabe.life/static/thumbnails/aa45a531-2d36-484f-a1e1-0dee8dfc3b93.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc><video:title>Edge Game Ep. 6: Friends and Family Discount 12/19/21 (POV you know me irl and just discovered my...</video:title><video:description>hello mom</video:description><video:player_loc>https://watch.goodluckgabe.life/videos/embed/957790f4-2cab-4540-be82-efdbae5c74dd</video:player_loc></video:video></url><url><loc>https://watch.goodluckgabe.life/w/9WTNsNVenCETLth6yidxnR</loc><video:video><video:thumbnail_loc>https://watch.goodluckgabe.life/static/thumbnails/e77be3a6-67d5-42f7-9278-342b326598f3.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc><video:title>Edge Game Ep. 7: Cancel Your Family 12/26/21 (For Italianx Filipinx) (Andrew Cunanan Roleplay)</video:title><video:description>TAG your GAY ASS FATHER if you RELATE xD</video:description><video:player_loc>https://watch.goodluckgabe.life/videos/embed/48733247-9dea-44aa-9187-e90e02629e7f</video:player_loc></video:video></url><url><loc>https://watch.goodluckgabe.life/w/poCg7FVhbNifYhnMopZuZz</loc><video:video><video:thumbnail_loc>https://watch.goodluckgabe.life/static/thumbnails/f3c9ee5c-14b0-4bf3-ac92-8b11b0c0172e.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc><video:title>Edge Game Ep. 8: Jew Queer Jew Queef 12/31/21 (NYE SPECIAL) (ART HOES) (WET WILLY)</video:title><video:description>well, i'm tha joker baby HAHA</video:description><video:player_loc>https://watch.goodluckgabe.life/videos/embed/bd6ae605-0298-4d1c-8341-5ab3454a0dd3</video:player_loc></video:video></url><url><loc>https://watch.goodluckgabe.life/w/2BJx1E6cfbPqHecsqaRP6s</loc><video:video><video:thumbnail_loc>https://watch.goodluckgabe.life/static/thumbnails/748f83c5-bb1d-476d-acc5-5cdd18677bbb.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc><video:title>Edge Game Ep. 9 - QAnon Daddy 01/09/22 (Capitol Coup Tribute) (Riot Roleplay) (DAD) (DAD) (DAD) (...</video:title><video:description>my own personal brand of 9/11....</video:description><video:player_loc>https://watch.goodluckgabe.life/videos/embed/0d16622f-7534-403f-9b86-480cb1f4ae10</video:player_loc></video:video></url><url><loc>https://watch.goodluckgabe.life/w/9LkSNzZYG5UbUqW9NCZsSo</loc><video:video><video:thumbnail_loc>https://watch.goodluckgabe.life/static/thumbnails/a76290ae-f21c-413f-a4c1-1a6505417440.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc><video:title>Geraldo's Edge Game Ep. 10 - MOMMY 01/16/22 (SEASON 1 FINALE) (WHAT IF UR MUM RAN ON BATTERIES BL...</video:title><video:description>hmu if you wanna go to knoebels with me help@goodluckgabe.life</video:description><video:player_loc>https://watch.goodluckgabe.life/videos/embed/46fa1589-7e41-4cde-b869-f61c63eb5dfa</video:player_loc></video:video></url><url><loc>https://watch.goodluckgabe.life/w/1totkBbt6Bk5UQvNxNQuii</loc><video:video><video:thumbnail_loc>https://watch.goodluckgabe.life/static/thumbnails/39300a4f-2d33-4cf5-81f1-ff64bd28e549.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc><video:title>Edge Game Ep. 11: Infowars Stepdaddy 01/24/22 (SEASON 2 PREMIERE S02E01) (GOD IS MY CO-PILOT) (DI...</video:title><video:description>if a woman's pussy wasn't meant to be eaten it wouldn't look like a taco

you have the right to remain silent. now shut the fuck up!

once you get past the smell you got it licked

a woman's place is on a man's face

my web address is www.kissmyass.com

i may not go down in history but i will go down on your little sister

why don't we play hide and go fuck yourself

i fuck on the first date</video:description><video:player_loc>https://watch.goodluckgabe.life/videos/embed/03d2ee24-c85c-459a-bb3d-e22305f0b29b</video:player_loc></video:video></url><url><loc>https://watch.goodluckgabe.life/w/tVrhH6BiRFsbS2A1z26Tw1</loc><video:video><video:thumbnail_loc>https://watch.goodluckgabe.life/static/thumbnails/af3b33c0-75f4-4f2d-9785-e29819e07414.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc><video:title>Edge Game Ep. 12: Maladies (Part 1) 01/30/22 (Valiumtimes Day Series) (Girls I've CROOSHED) (BRB ...</video:title><video:description>yea sure i would shit in a girls mouth if she paid me and also if she were a man</video:description><video:player_loc>https://watch.goodluckgabe.life/videos/embed/e21cbf7a-6e8c-412c-9f6f-209833b38070</video:player_loc></video:video></url><url><loc>https://watch.goodluckgabe.life/w/st7RGmoZAbERLQRz5kcpHp</loc><video:video><video:thumbnail_loc>https://watch.goodluckgabe.life/static/thumbnails/a1d5439a-a463-4a0b-93c3-02f57771788b.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc><video:title>Edge Game Ep. 13: Maladies (Part 2) 02/10/22 (Valiumtimes Day Series) (Girls I've CROOSHED) (POST...</video:title><video:description>more like SHLONG covid lol

WHY MEN LOVE BITCHES: ATTACK ON TITAN SEASON 5 REVIEW</video:description><video:player_loc>https://watch.goodluckgabe.life/videos/embed/d656e9a1-423a-4a07-9738-c0a43de1d2c5</video:player_loc></video:video></url><url><loc>https://watch.goodluckgabe.life/w/4xLQuZMTK5c8eLyUEcuvgh</loc><video:video><video:thumbnail_loc>https://watch.goodluckgabe.life/static/thumbnails/1302b8d0-142d-4c33-99d2-79ec2b0716ba.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc><video:title>Edge Game Ep. 14: Maladies (Part 3) 02/13/22 (Valiumtimes Day Series) (Shlong COVID POV FPOV ASMR...</video:title><video:description>xvideos will be the greatest dating app of all time</video:description><video:player_loc>https://watch.goodluckgabe.life/videos/embed/1cbb1aa9-2703-4803-972a-02d3368fc95a</video:player_loc></video:video></url><url><loc>https://watch.goodluckgabe.life/w/6YSNPmoJ4zRXycX3pbkhiB</loc><video:video><video:thumbnail_loc>https://watch.goodluckgabe.life/static/thumbnails/8cc9fc9e-6002-49b1-9a6f-384c5d92c6a6.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc><video:title>Edge Game Ep. 15: Maladies (Part 4) 02/21/22 (Valiumtimes Day Series) (Babes I've CROOSHED) (vrch...</video:title><video:description>vrchat will be the greatest dating app of all time</video:description><video:player_loc>https://watch.goodluckgabe.life/videos/embed/306ea7cc-039a-45ad-b112-4f29fac36835</video:player_loc></video:video></url><url><loc>https://watch.goodluckgabe.life/w/998Zgbv24C7c7WPv3dmAFm</loc><video:video><video:thumbnail_loc>https://watch.goodluckgabe.life/static/thumbnails/e2f9e50c-e66a-4069-95e5-7e62308474dc.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc><video:title>Edge Game Ep. 16: Maladies, Part 5 02/27/22 (Valiumtimes Day Series) (Babes I've CROOSHED)</video:title><video:description>sponsored by Match Group Inc. NASDAQ: MTCH</video:description><video:player_loc>https://watch.goodluckgabe.life/videos/embed/41ebfb55-5508-45a8-b186-0625ea072b92</video:player_loc></video:video></url><url><loc>https://watch.goodluckgabe.life/w/5ZSHQu38T2tqGZsn2w3p6k</loc><video:video><video:thumbnail_loc>https://watch.goodluckgabe.life/static/thumbnails/198a7874-52fc-4d83-ba20-6226becde624.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc><video:title>Edge Game Ep. 17: Maladies (Part 6) 03/06/2022 (MINISERIES FINALE) (BATMAN REVIEW) (I'M THE JOKER...</video:title><video:description>i'm going to make my penis....DISAPPEAR</video:description><video:player_loc>https://watch.goodluckgabe.life/videos/embed/28793528-5e54-4060-b593-48d9d5654681</video:player_loc></video:video></url><url><loc>https://watch.goodluckgabe.life/w/5Ky5KbZLqcZGZaBLvhrEZF</loc><video:video><video:thumbnail_loc>https://watch.goodluckgabe.life/static/thumbnails/ec067221-ee6d-4312-848d-8710b19cf669.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc><video:title>Edge Game Ep. 18: I'M GAY? 03/13/2022 (SEXUALITY REVEAL) (I'M GOY?) (HOT GUYS CUCKED) (METROSEXUA...</video:title><video:description>the audio quality of this episode reflects my true feelings toward the gays</video:description><video:player_loc>https://watch.goodluckgabe.life/videos/embed/26794ed0-321c-4708-b6e1-073b69b4bff1</video:player_loc></video:video></url><url><loc>https://watch.goodluckgabe.life/w/2A7pRGVwDAmCKUBXJonksR</loc><video:video><video:thumbnail_loc>https://watch.goodluckgabe.life/static/thumbnails/021d3c86-5bcd-4edd-8a2c-80ed5e9bb40d.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc><video:title>Edge Game Ep. 20: i'm sorry. 03/27/22</video:title><video:description>my final message. Goodb ye</video:description><video:player_loc>https://watch.goodluckgabe.life/videos/embed/0cdc60c2-0be7-41c6-ae29-0312e76059e9</video:player_loc></video:video></url><url><loc>https://watch.goodluckgabe.life/w/nHF7mdHsKFeq7puZcphfYE</loc><video:video><video:thumbnail_loc>https://watch.goodluckgabe.life/static/thumbnails/fe48178f-70c9-45fb-b461-29c47de6305e.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc><video:title>Edge Game Ep. 19: Poppers and Percocet 03/21/22 (DROOGS ARE GAY) (ADDICTION = AIDS) (DEGENERATE F...</video:title><video:description>addiction is a disease and so are you</video:description><video:player_loc>https://watch.goodluckgabe.life/videos/embed/afe1822c-67e9-4408-acd6-69072dd276de</video:player_loc></video:video></url><url><loc>https://watch.goodluckgabe.life/w/8ivXGdRFbJHTj2JqQNYRv1</loc><video:video><video:thumbnail_loc>https://watch.goodluckgabe.life/static/thumbnails/839d0df2-e6ab-4a15-bcdb-bd1d643cbed5.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc><video:title>Edge Game Ep. 2: Jared St. Jizz 11/21/21 (The PREMIER One-Hour Edge Sesh Podcast / Cumcast / COOM...</video:title><video:description>get caught jerking off in class cum challenge</video:description><video:player_loc>https://watch.goodluckgabe.life/videos/embed/3b22140f-5836-46bd-b011-6bee37f36216</video:player_loc></video:video></url><url><loc>https://watch.goodluckgabe.life/w/oHTVsQJAv4aRj39jLoJFYq</loc><video:video><video:thumbnail_loc>https://watch.goodluckgabe.life/static/thumbnails/5b9cd5a3-c20c-4eff-be90-a83d13229fa9.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc><video:title>Edge Game Ep. 21: The Gay Gatsby 04/03/2022 (SEASON 3 PREMIERE)</video:title><video:description>tank u veddy much</video:description><video:player_loc>https://watch.goodluckgabe.life/videos/embed/b8028b03-42fa-4532-86cc-c74e6dc5a534</video:player_loc></video:video></url><url><loc>https://watch.goodluckgabe.life/w/jKRzuHuMxHWC7UnGQh5pti</loc><video:video><video:thumbnail_loc>https://watch.goodluckgabe.life/static/thumbnails/6d7abe23-cbb8-48b1-8e6c-11760e97e5c7.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc><video:title>Edge Game Ep. 22: A Gaysin in the Sun 04/10/2022 (I’m an RN and I don’t mean Registered Nurse) (R...</video:title><video:description>i'm a RN and i don't mean registered nurse</video:description><video:player_loc>https://watch.goodluckgabe.life/videos/embed/97e407fd-6d76-4d43-8265-aff4563b328b</video:player_loc></video:video></url><url><loc>https://watch.goodluckgabe.life/w/qaSwc4hN2ttPYcKtNiYe6c</loc><video:video><video:thumbnail_loc>https://watch.goodluckgabe.life/static/thumbnails/09372141-4d3c-4f42-b4c4-8c2c93121fff.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc><video:title>Edge Game Ep. 23: Gay Sexpectations 04/17/2022 (Manufacturing Cumsent) (Noam Chomsky x Joseph Smi...</video:title><video:description>happy mormon easter shoutout to the bible</video:description><video:player_loc>https://watch.goodluckgabe.life/videos/embed/c3bc27f9-8a73-4c50-b9d6-17517c61f0d1</video:player_loc></video:video></url><url><loc>https://watch.goodluckgabe.life/w/4WjRriJN5sQWg29oPsrC3Y</loc><video:video><video:thumbnail_loc>https://watch.goodluckgabe.life/static/thumbnails/39f57129-a66e-4128-bdf4-4b4f1586bc39.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc><video:title>Edge Game Ep. 24: Lord of the Guys 04/24/2022 (LPSG Tribute) (Twilight x Guylight) (Team Adolf vs...</video:title><video:description>sponsored by LPSG</video:description><video:player_loc>https://watch.goodluckgabe.life/videos/embed/1fe1329e-aa0c-4447-8f72-724e7c9cd024</video:player_loc></video:video></url><url><loc>https://watch.goodluckgabe.life/w/83wNpGSA3y6Bt4nPFbepCS</loc><video:video><video:thumbnail_loc>https://watch.goodluckgabe.life/static/thumbnails/05f4b27c-0a70-479f-b260-5adf4328f241.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc><video:title>Edge Game Ep. 25: Catcher in the Guy 05/01/2022 (Why Men Love BITCHES) (Fifth Wave Feminism Tribu...</video:title><video:description>Why are Japanese girls so hard to talk to? I'm polite. Each time I approach one, I say "konichiwa". I always ask them about their favourite anime before talking about my waifu. They're usually really shy (which is cute imo) but I hate that I have to be the one to constantly engage in conversations with them, and how they usually get disinterested because I'm a white guy. Yes, I get that it's awkward because of things like Pearl Harbor, but I don't hold it against them. They weren't in Unit 731, so why judge them for it? Why can't the himes just realize that I respect Japanese culture and that I really want to be part of it. I'm willing to marry a Japanese woman, adopt Japanese children and even live in Japan for the rest of my life. Hell, I'm even learning the language by watching undubbed anime. Plus, I cook a mean bowl of rice (for those who don't know, Japanese eat a lot of rice, I do too my Mom says that I act like a Japanese person because of all the rice I eat and the anime I watch).</video:description><video:player_loc>https://watch.goodluckgabe.life/videos/embed/390a707e-4644-47e9-ae02-b5ea39938fde</video:player_loc></video:video></url><url><loc>https://watch.goodluckgabe.life/w/5xfVSBa4yzdZNgpu9SHPtj</loc><video:video><video:thumbnail_loc>https://watch.goodluckgabe.life/static/thumbnails/fafceb05-a0d7-42ba-86d4-87b50c577ac2.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc><video:title>Edge Game Ep. 26: A Tale of Two Titties 05/08/2022 (Quran Qum Tribute) (yes I love women, yes I g...</video:title><video:description>happy step-mother's day</video:description><video:player_loc>https://watch.goodluckgabe.life/videos/embed/24c1cfcd-b12f-42ff-b6fa-71b6dadf89d4</video:player_loc></video:video></url><url><loc>https://watch.goodluckgabe.life/w/csjT4n6EHasfAx8x1ZQ5wn</loc><video:video><video:thumbnail_loc>https://watch.goodluckgabe.life/static/thumbnails/c5b289d1-fbae-4188-977d-f81d9dff7755.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc><video:title>Edge Game Ep. 27: The Gays of Wrath 05/15/2022 (Cumsumer / Consoomer Report) (immaculate consumpt...</video:title><video:description>Geraldo's Favorites + Buffalo Shooter Tribute</video:description><video:player_loc>https://watch.goodluckgabe.life/videos/embed/5cc17fa9-c97d-4aae-b5d6-28df6302e1c1</video:player_loc></video:video></url><url><loc>https://watch.goodluckgabe.life/w/cLmRHc5mDk42mQRDZ9NAER</loc><video:video><video:thumbnail_loc>https://watch.goodluckgabe.life/static/thumbnails/1ba91dfb-2938-424e-9e00-97c3c222908a.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc><video:title>Edge Game Ep. 28: Gay New World (feat. @yesits_kolten) 05/21/2022 (FIRST GUEST!!!) (LAST GUEST???...</video:title><video:description>**1) gift cards + thank u notes + IOUs via email:**
[help@goodluckgabe.life](mailto:help@goodluckgabe.life)

**2) cool straight monero (xmr):**
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**3) menmo, gashapp, gaypal:**
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FAQ
What does this mean?
The amount of sperm in my testicles increased while I was reading this.

Why did you do this?
In the human reproductive process, two kinds of sex cells, or gametes (GAH-meetz), are involved. The male gamete, or sperm, and the female gamete, the egg or ovum, meet in the female's reproductive system. When sperm fertilizes (meets) an egg, this fertilized egg is called a zygote (ZYE-goat). The zygote goes through a process of becoming an embryo and developing into a fetus.

My testicles perform the following tasks on their own:

They produce, maintain and transport sperm (the male reproductive cells) and semen (the protective fluid around sperm).

They discharge sperm into the female reproductive tract.

They produce and secrete male sex hormones.

What Is the Male Reproductive System?
The male has reproductive organs, or genitals, that are both inside and outside the pelvis. The male genitals include:

the testicles (TESS-tih-kulz)

the duct system, which is made up of the epididymis and the vas deferens

the accessory glands, which include the seminal vesicles and prostate gland

the penis

I don't believe my comment deserved this. Can you un-produce sperm?
Sure, mistakes happen. But I can't consciously stop producing sperm or dissolve it when it is still in my balls. But if semen is ejaculated into a female's vagina, millions of sperm "swim" up from the vagina through the cervix and uterus to meet the egg in the fallopian tube. It takes only one sperm to fertilize the egg.

How can I prevent this from happening in the future?
 
Accept it and move on. But learn from this: A male who has reached puberty will produce millions of sperm cells every day. Each sperm is extremely small: only 1/600 of an inch (0.05 millimeters long). Sperm develop in the testicles within a system of tiny tubes called the seminiferous tubules. At birth, these tubules contain simple round cells...</video:description><video:player_loc>https://watch.goodluckgabe.life/videos/embed/7b000155-7191-4cf2-acf8-1f18ee55819f</video:player_loc></video:video></url><url><loc>https://watch.goodluckgabe.life/w/9aANSzuMiHJRTiBHtGb1hN</loc><video:video><video:thumbnail_loc>https://watch.goodluckgabe.life/static/thumbnails/6aa76c52-3fe5-4fd6-a2c7-3465b81db59c.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc><video:title>Edge Game Ep. 32: Father's Gay 06/19/2022 (fuck this man fr ong no cap straight up facts hmu tho ...</video:title><video:description>We used to do sexy sexing of sexy sex by sexing the sex because sexy sexing sex is sexy. The first sexy time we sexy sexing sexed sexily was at 6/9/1969. First she sexied my sexy sexing dick that is sexily sexy. Then I sexed her sexy sexing pussy of sexing too. But sexily that's just pretty sexily it. Bye guys and like and subscribe and rate 5 stars and share and comment to sexily support the sex out of this sexily sexy sex post. Bye sexies.

 

Slime-girls are objectively the greatest fuck you'll ever have in your life. Not only could you see your dick up in their guts or down their throat, but you could realistically fuck any part of their body you want. Got a thing for stomachs? You can fuck their belly button. Like armpits? They got you covered. Or rather they got your dick covered. In slime. And if that's not enough, they are amorphous, and can change their shape to form the most fuckable body of your dreams. It doesn't even have to be a normal body either. Want to fuck a cat girl? They got you, and you can fuck her in the ears. Want to fuck a dog girl? She's got you set. Owl, fox, bird, bunny, whatever else your sick imagination can come up with. If you can request it, she can fulfill it. Give in to the fact that slimes are goddesses worthy of worship. Wake up. Take the slime pill.</video:description><video:player_loc>https://watch.goodluckgabe.life/videos/embed/42204126-158e-46f1-ae5e-d9f0c9504e7e</video:player_loc></video:video></url><url><loc>https://watch.goodluckgabe.life/w/264UNToF3wZqHBCV8i4erM</loc><video:video><video:thumbnail_loc>https://watch.goodluckgabe.life/static/thumbnails/2eef68ed-2ac9-4936-912f-bcbe741d9567.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc><video:title>Edge Game Ep. 33: boomin make it boom 06/26/2022 (abortion humor) (make bby jokes great again) (i...</video:title><video:description>Why women love ABORTION:

Fetuses are:

Under 6 ft

Micropenis

Weak chin/jaw

Bald

No money

DO NOT FINGER YOURSELF AFTER EATING FLAMING HOT CHEETOS!!! THIS WAS A MISTAKE I MADE AFTER MY FIRST TIME EATING FLAMING HOT CHEETOS! I HAD JUST FINISHED THEM AND WAS SO HORNY SO I FINGERED MYSELF AND MY VAGINA BURNED SO BADLY! I HAD TO GO TO THE HOSPITAL AND NEOSPIRIN HAD TO BE SURGICALLY INJECTED INTO MY VAGINAL AREA IN ORDER TO TREAT MY 2ND DEGREE BURNS! THEY WILL NEVER HEAL CORRECTLY WHICH IS WHY YOU SHOULD NEVER FINGER YOURSELF AFTER EATING FLAMING HOT CHEETOS!!!

Oh, these? My boobies? My massive fucking titties? My super stuffed milkies? My honker bonker doinky bonkies? My fucking fabric stretching wind flapping gravity welling sex mounds? You mean these super duper ultra hyper god damn motherfucking tits?</video:description><video:player_loc>https://watch.goodluckgabe.life/videos/embed/08ce4476-98f4-46e7-b7c5-0ceaa7352ed3</video:player_loc></video:video></url><url><loc>https://watch.goodluckgabe.life/w/wNcyhUq6KhNfGecEX8xN8d</loc><video:video><video:thumbnail_loc>https://watch.goodluckgabe.life/static/thumbnails/928a2a36-97db-4d16-9c20-88557f1270e0.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc><video:title>Edge Game Ep. 36: HotGuysCucked 07/17/2022 (FBI vs HGF)</video:title><video:description>I fulfilled my dream. I had sex with a woman in a clown costume and it was everything I wanted and more.

I met a woman after my post went viral she messaged me. We got to talking and hit it off and she's kind of got a clown thing too. As it turns out she was only a 3hr drive from me and after sharing pictures we decided to meet in a neutral location between us. I booked a hotel room and we met Sunday evening.

After I had been waiting in the room for about an hour I thought I might have been ghosted or catfished again. As my heart started to sink there was a knock at the door. I opened it and there she was. The beautiful, sexy clown woman of my dreams. Her outfit, her makeup and big red nose were perfect. So perfect it ached. She came in and she started making balloon animals as we made small talk and put them all over the bed. Then we made love. The hottest and most passionate sex I could have ever imagined and she had plenty of clown antics to surprise me including hitting me in the face with a small pie as a surprise when I came the first time and honking her nose.

After hours of lovemaking we sat there holding each other and kissing while I occasionally honked her nose and tried to hold back my tears of pure bliss. I couldn't. I was so happy to have the connection I've been denying myself because "it's weird" and what I've desired for so long. Holding her in my arms as my legs still quivered from my orgasms I cried as she held me because I was so happy. She began to cry too and we are definitely going to be together now and are both so happy with each other.

I feel like a hole in my soul has been healed and that my life is finally on it's way up.

Thank you for the love and support everyone. So many of you have been so kind. It means the world to me. Thank you again.

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So I'm not homophobic but...

Just imagine being gay lol, it's so stupid. Imagine liking men so much you would want to live with one forever. Imagine seeing a man's pecs and just thinking about how comfortable they must be to rest your head on.

Imagine being able to feel safe and aroused around big muscular men. While they call you a good boy, and treat you gently.

Imagine resting in another man arms, kissing him and hugging him with all your strength. Slowly ensnaring one of his legs with yours. Feeling his warmth, his breath, his heartbeat. Imagine being happy about this, feeling blessed to have found love. Imagine this man is now sucking on your cock. You should feel disgusted or mock him, but the only thing you feel is arousal, and a bit of pride. Imagine sucking this guy's dick. you should want to stop, but no, you only want to make him feel as good as he made you feel.

Imagine this same man pinning you down on your bed, as he frots his dick against yours, letting you do nothing but uncontrollably moan from pleasure. Instead of feeling powerless you feel so horny, so happy. You think it's so fun and hot. Then he cums on you and you cum on yourself, you should feel disgusted or sad, but you feel pleased, relieved even. Imagine that after that you just go clean yourself and then directly go back to cuddling with him.

Imagine being afraid of being found out, or of having your rights removed because you dare be in love with the wrong person. Imagine feeling dread when you hear kid spout out that homosexuals should get killed for being degenerates. Imagine feeling pure terror at the thought of seeing your rights revoked. Imagine knowing that if this happens, you are dead because everything about your identity is probably stored somewhere.

Lol gays are so dumb its so funny.

 

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taiwan is china

Fucking a homeless girl must go crazy bruh. Now before you dismiss such a notion, think about it for a second. They don't shower so you know they got that extra sticky extra grippy poon tang that will hold onto your Johnson and not let go like a bratwurst stuck to flypaper. That mushy gushy after years on the streets would be like sticking your dick in between the bars of the Pearly Gates of Heaven. Another thing is that the biggest cause of homelessness in America is mental illness, and everybody knows crazy bitches are the best in bed. 99 times out of 98 they are not pillow princesses; they fuck like their life depends on it. Riding it like a mechanical bull, gagging on your meat, calling you daddy, all that shit and more. Normally, you have to pay a premium for those extra deluxe grade A pussy appointments. When you fuck around with insane girls, it’s not uncommon for them to key your car, but homeless people don't even have keys; they're homeless. All of the benefits and none of the consequences. Yeah, the smell might be a little unpleasant, but you and I both know how high the threshold of disgust is for us fellas when we're balls deep. And our noses become resistant to foul odors fairly quickly so after awhile you won't even notice it. The only question is will you be able to last long enough in that box and not bust before that immunity kicks in. An added bonus is that you'll be able to finish inside cuz it's not like she's gonna be able to track you down for child support. She's homeless for fuck's sake. And the best part of this, is that it wouldn't even be that hard to do anyways; ten dollars worth of crack is the price of admission for the most exquisite pleasure you will ever experience. I'm telling you, open your mind, take a shot of penicillin, and ask not what you can do for the homeless population; ask what the homeless population can do for you.</video:description><video:player_loc>https://watch.goodluckgabe.life/videos/embed/f8c9f607-66fa-4785-8d5b-83a93d01aed8</video:player_loc></video:video></url><url><loc>https://watch.goodluckgabe.life/w/bNdv1Zn2bMdwUZSMz1gwCA</loc><video:video><video:thumbnail_loc>https://watch.goodluckgabe.life/static/thumbnails/2b1798be-b6d6-4617-b093-71cd2871b7ab.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc><video:title>Edge Game Ep. 43: Go Daddy (feat. jankASMR) 09/07/2022 (LIVE from PHILLY) (POV they're coming 4 u...</video:title><video:description>Hello this is the moderator from PornHub. We have noticed you haven't logged in for 4 weeks, we are just checking to see that everything is okay with our biggest fan. Since you visited us last time we have updated the gay section with many videos we know you will enjoy.

 

I masturbate to pictures of Ben Shapiro almost every day just because I know he would hate the idea of a male wanking to him

it's actually really difficult because I don't find him sexually attractive in any way and especially just his headshots but I have done it every day for about 2 years because I found it funny at first but now I'm so used to it that it makes me feel incomplete if I don't do it every day

 

Why are women so surprised that penis can stretch?

My girlfriend was playing with my balls and she was amazed that they weren't perfect spheres but more like eggs. Then she tried to switch em around (left to right witch kinda scared me) and lost her shit. I took the opportunity to show her all the amazing penis and ball maneuvers I could think of like stretching ball skin apart to make it flat. She was in awe of how much fun it seemed and said she was jealous. I'm guessing this is just something new to them? She showed me the fabled labia clap but that was all she really had

 

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As I near 200,000 followers here at @_handsome_ben_2024_, I just wanted to to say Cock is one of my favorite tastes. Not only that, but balls smell amazing. It makes me go a little crazy on it to be honest. Like, I cannot get it far enough down my throat to be satisfied. I’m only satisfied when I feel those intense, powerful, salty hot pumps of cum down my throat. When I sit back on my heels, look up at you with cum all over my mouth and slobber running down my neck, hair all fucked up and wipe my mouth with the back of my arm and ask you if I did a good job and you cannot even speak because I’ve drained all of your energy out the tip of your dick..... that’s when I’m satisfied.

 

Like I said earlier, I've never asked anyone this as i'm extremely nervous since it's so weird but I feel like I trust you enough at this point and like I said before, I totally understand if you don't want to do this.

Is there anyway you could give me a hand job? I'm so so so so horney to the point we're I literally feel like I'm going to blow up if I don't do something soon and jerking off alone isn't enough. Keep in mind that I'm NOT asking for anything further I promise. I simply want you to jerk me off as I've always dreamed of having it done by someone else and it's literally not that difficult at all. It's just so so embarrassing to ask someone so that why I took a lot of time thinking of who to ask. Like I said before, I totally understand if you don't want to and I apologize if I grossed you out or made you uncomfortable in anyway but I just had to ask because the worst that could happen is you saying no which isn't that bad. I'm so scared what you're going to say!!!!! 😢😢😢

IM SO SCARED OMG

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A MAN JERKS OFF IN A FOREST AND NOBODY IS AROUND TO HEAR IT ROLEPLAY

do not call me a "🤓"

No, actually, that is not me. I am not an emoji- nor do I resemble one- I am a human. Also, who are you to tell me what I look like when, in fact, you have never seen me nor likely never will? All that aside, it's clear that you are trying to insult me by calling me a "nerd" (as depicted by the emoji you have sent). I rather take your "insult" as a compliment, as calling me a "nerd", a word often used to mock smarter people, implies that I am more intelligent and have a larger vocabulary than you. Next time you disagree, I recommend you try to come up with an actual argument, or at least prepare yourself one for when necessary. Additionally, before you proceed with sending me a clown emoji (admitting defeat), just understand that you would be further praising me, as a clown is someone who is entertaining and usually considered humorous by the spectators. Furthermore, you would also be implying that I, employed by a business to perform as a clown, have a profession. So, not only are you implying that I am smart, you are also implying that I am funny and have a job, which, judging by; your lack of proper arguments your usage of childish and overused internet humor the amount of spare time you have to brainwash yourself 12 hours per day with social media culture; you are neither intelligent, comedic, or employed. Enjoy allowing yourself to continue on through life as such, as I believe with full confidence that you lack the decency to better your ruined self for the real world. Carry on and have a pleasant day.</video:description><video:player_loc>https://watch.goodluckgabe.life/videos/embed/9ea91c79-7ab2-48f1-83ca-58eac25f1399</video:player_loc></video:video></url><url><loc>https://watch.goodluckgabe.life/w/fjzS5QCwWyqduy9fvqEYsY</loc><video:video><video:thumbnail_loc>https://watch.goodluckgabe.life/static/thumbnails/97d41ecf-9449-4de4-82b1-8243795a4795.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc><video:title>Edge Game Ep. 47: IIWII 10/04/2022 (THIS VIDEO FEATURES A MAN DRESSED AS A CLOWN TALKING AT YOU F...</video:title><video:description>IT IS WHAT IT IS HONESTLY TAKE IT OR LEAVE IT

It Is What It Is
and it always will be what it will be
stupid is as stupid is as stupid is as stupid is as stupid is
Inshallah
What Does IIWII Mean?
IIWII means "It Is What It Is."

The abbreviation IIWII is commonly used with the meaning "It Is What It Is" to indicate acceptance of a situation. IIWII tends to be used as a negative phrase, as an expression of submission. However, it can also be used in a more positive way, to suggest that something or someone can be perceived as whatever you want them to be. For example, a baseball bat can be used for sport or as a weapon.

Liane Gabora Ph.D., writing on the online blog Psychology Today, in May 2014, suggested that the increasing use of the phrase "It Is What It Is" indicates a changing view in society, with people less willing to place other people or things into rigid categories.

"It Is What It Is" is the most common definition for IIWII on Snapchat, WhatsApp, Facebook, Twitter, Instagram, and TikTok.

 

Examples of IIWII in Sentences
Here are examples of IIWII being used in conversations:

Anushka: We fought so hard to keep this place open.
Martin: IIWII. There's nothing more we can do.
Nigel: I suppose the house has a roof, but that's about it.
Sean: IIWII. At least we have somewhere to stay.
An Academic Look at IIWII
IIWII is an initialism abbreviation. Technically, this means it is pronounced using its individual letters (i.e., Eye Eye Dublyoo Eye Eye), but as this is harder to say than "It Is What It Is," it is not often said using its letters. The abbreviation IIWII is for efficiency in writing and not efficiency in speech.

IIWII is typically used as a standalone declarative sentence (i.e., a statement). In other words, it is not normally used as another part of speech within a wider sentence.

What Did We Say before Texting and Social Media?
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To a point where I'm paranoid that the FBI interview will somehow actually be some sort of arrest/detainment. And like that's why they want me to come in for the meet n g greet in person instead, even though the online one said pretty much everyone would be meeting remotely but one person would be in. Which is apparently me. So like I got assigned to a different interviewer and they want me inside the building. Wtf!!

 

But it's stupid cuz literally everything I ever made has been parody, satire, a joke

 

I'm feeling weirdly regretful about of a lot of the things I joked about. Something about empathetizing and feeling the paranoia and anxiety to its fullest, understanding why people become so neurotic and unbearable, because they live with immense amount of fear, they genuinely fear death whereas I dream about death. It's not a better way to live. 

 

I leave the house like twice a week tops.

 

Flying to Philly was.....incredibly tiresom. I wonder if my lack of desire to visit/stay connected to home stems from more of a general anxiety and paraonia thing, just about being out of the house. Being barely able to go to a show. There were 2 bands I thought I was sure I wanted to see this week and I didn't see either of them. And I even bailed on sex! With a certified freak!!! Wtf??? And now I'm sitting alone on the couch at 1am stoned and I'm freaking out about the fucking FBI. Holy shit dude!! I'm fucked!!! This has got to be the shmeeze talking. 

 

Also dude, I've been seriously thinking about disappearing. Like completely disconnecting from everyone, changing my number, moving to another state, changing my fucking name. Like honestly to the extreme, literally nobody. Delete all socials. Delete the content even. Just completely wipe myself from my old grid.

 

What would that do to me. Like years and years down the road.. to let so many years pass and...</video:description><video:player_loc>https://watch.goodluckgabe.life/videos/embed/246cc931-a354-48b0-9f63-867982a0e452</video:player_loc></video:video></url><url><loc>https://watch.goodluckgabe.life/w/ncrqMjs4Y98eVapuqJXWEY</loc><video:video><video:thumbnail_loc>https://watch.goodluckgabe.life/static/thumbnails/801453a1-07de-4ef5-a89e-cd0e20caa88a.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc><video:title>Edge Game Ep. 49: Here Cums the Pre (feat. Leo "Dupree" Gallagher) 10/16/2022 (You, Me, and the Pre)</video:title><video:description>@wickedmanatee

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You, Me, and the Pre (2006)

Sledge-O-Matic
Though it varies from performance to performance, Gallagher will usually end each of his shows with his signature sledge-o-matic routine.

It traditionally begins with the following preamble:

"Ladies and gentlemen! I did not come here tonight just to make you laugh. I came here to sell you something and I want you to pay particular attention!

The amazing Master Tool Corporation, a subsidiary of Fly-By-Night Industries, has entrusted who? Me! To show you! The handiest and the dandiest kitchen tool you've ever seen. And don't you wanna know how it works!?

Well first you get out an ordinary apple. You place the apple between the patented pans. Then you reach for the tool that is not a slicer, is not a dicer, is not chopper in a hopper! What in the hell could it possibly be?! The Sledge-O-Matic!"

Gallagher would then produce a large, usually wooden, mallet, roughly the size of a sledgehammer, and smash it down onto the apples, hurling chunks of produce into the audience. People in the first several rows are usually prepared with tarps and raincoats and many comedy clubs also take great measures to cover up and protect their interiors with tarps and plastic sheeting.

 

Audience injuries

 
Gallagher signs head of a fan
Given the messy nature of his shows, on some occasions audience members have sustained injuries during Gallagher's performances.

At a show at the Coach House in San Juan Capistrano on September 29, 1990, a woman in the audience was struck on the head by a heavy plush penguin that had a fire extinguisher inside it. She later sued the comedian for $13,000 in medical bills, $20,000 in lost wages and punitive damages reportedly in excess of $100,000. The case went to trial in 1993, with the jury ultimately siding with Gallagher, following a raucous trial where Gallagher himself took the stand and reportedly got as many laughs as he would dur...</video:description><video:player_loc>https://watch.goodluckgabe.life/videos/embed/aba8c370-b20c-46b4-b8dd-62ad459d1024</video:player_loc></video:video></url><url><loc>https://watch.goodluckgabe.life/w/3vpX5HfzGxrZ2JB1RW9ogf</loc><video:video><video:thumbnail_loc>https://watch.goodluckgabe.life/static/thumbnails/5b04f4ce-7d9a-468c-a79e-7b3f2484068c.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc><video:title>Edge Game Ep. 50: Scared Straight (feat. David "Davidian" Lynch) 10/24/2022 (Narcissistic Sociopa...</video:title><video:description>October 18th

0100

The weed.

Remember I'm on weed when i write this so therefore it's all fake. Nothing is real.

5 lovely cheese cameras. Just for me

 look at the camera and say "now I will jerk off for you"

I think I'm honestly just playing with her dude.

Lol this sounds so douchey already

Like that's true I fuckin flew to Philly and heavily implied I flew there for her, and spent like half my time there with her, but was clear like yea I'm not moving back here, I have too many problems, I'm tired I have no energy I'm actively suicidal, moving back to Philly would be the worst possible thing. Moving to Oklahoma would be equally bad. 

So like I left feeling really resolute and uh, like clean from the situation. That I no longer felt like I had anything lingering in Philly to hold me back. I could feel completely disconnected from friends and family and like I could finally move on with my life mentally and emotionally. And then either kill myself or start a completely new life. And it's not her fault that I found her so appealing in so many ways. She really is perfect and I don't even understand exactly why. At first I thought she seemed overly attached/neurotic, like moving to be friends and commiting to a friendship so early, but honestly if she feels the same way I do about her, i think I get it. I get the sort of crazy, panicky uncertainty that feels strangely natural and almost predetermined. She triggers me in a schizophrenic way lol. I'm just showing it in a completely opposite way. Super afraid of it. Don't know how to approach it at all and I'm too afraid of failing again. Of feeling accountable and responsible for someone's life, their feelings, emotions, their thoughts, their actions.   I'm afraid I'm just gonna keep retreating from every relationship because the suicidality will never leave me. I'll feel guilty about wanting to kill myself when I have someone so close to me, and drag them down ultimately. I think that's why s...</video:description><video:player_loc>https://watch.goodluckgabe.life/videos/embed/144d9b2d-7623-47df-a062-bc995ea18a4c</video:player_loc></video:video></url><url><loc>https://watch.goodluckgabe.life/w/spLDZRRNFRUyJYSVz8Y7rx</loc><video:video><video:thumbnail_loc>https://watch.goodluckgabe.life/static/thumbnails/ace4bf48-dce9-452b-a752-f356e045e9d8.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc><video:title>Edge Game Ep. 51: weed makes u peaceful creative self actualized wonder drug fr god he put it in ...</video:title><video:description>There's a lot you think you know about it but you don't know anything about what it is or if it is even about it in the first place. Think about it. Are you thinking about it? Is it what it is?

what it is, is not what it is not 

I once dreamt a dream of what it was, but twas but a dream. Wake up.

What about aliens and UFRos they come from space too ya know

Have you even been to out in space.

Sounds like a bunch of mumbo jumbo trash to me

How bout you make like a tree and get outta here.

Herroooo, wehrcome to Ros Angeres.

I'm here with you right now and that's all I'll ever be.

Scene of the crime of the century

Where do you think you're speaking to me right now??

Even if you need help walking around with your hands full ur friend is right here to help you hold your hands full okay!

Right here

You're kinda weirding me out now right now right here right out now. 

Get this dragon outta here 

You think you're so cool cuz you make big like it's nobody else's business but you don't realize how that makes the rest of us feel when you do things like that.

I'm with you brother. You and me and the world against the rest of em. We'll hit em so hard they won't even know about it probably. 

Don't get on that plane please.

It'd be nice to know before you go, ya know.

I can't stop I can't stop I cant stop I can't stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop

Dj turn it up up up up up up up up up up up up

Dj turn it up up up up up up up up up

Dj turn it up up up up up up up up up

Dj turn it up up up up up up up up up

Ya better figure it out bud. 

When you're 18 you're outta here.

When you're 21 you're outta here

When you're 25 you're outta here

When you're 26 you're outta here

When you're there you're outta here

Lights out sport. 

Bed time pal.

You're done kid.

We're all gonna grow up someday and when that day comes you'll understand how it will be to feel when you're ...</video:description><video:player_loc>https://watch.goodluckgabe.life/videos/embed/d5df3b48-4a05-45cd-bbf1-79bcce7336b1</video:player_loc></video:video></url><url><loc>https://watch.goodluckgabe.life/w/2WxZ6x5EjqsatDT8nDWAdH</loc><video:video><video:thumbnail_loc>https://watch.goodluckgabe.life/static/thumbnails/ebd9764a-1917-4fc8-99b5-7197a2f4e891.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc><video:title>Edge Game Ep. 52: SOMEBODY STOP ME (feat. Jim "Jim Carrey" Carrey) 11/06/2022 (SMOKIN!!) (The Mas...</video:title><video:description>A Separate Crow 1 year special

Edge 3rd titantron intro song playing through speakers 

u think u know me

Holding gun to head and in mouth the whole episode

Edge Game 53 suicide by cop. Published as axon body cam footage. Approaching cop with Glock pointed, screaming HELLO IM GAY AND IM YOUR HOST GERALDO RIVERA!!!! SOMEBODY STOP ME!!! SSSSSSMOKIN!!!

LiveLeak watermark

iFunny BestGore DocumentingReality EFukt

Kaotic.com

Each camera is a different watermark 

Facebook live greenscreen

cell phone cam swinging from ceiling fan

And then change my mind at the end (?)

Whispered voices/auditory hallucinations

 

Tuesday, November 1, 2022

Corn

(Deflection word)

 

Monday, October 31, 2022

Live by the sword, die by the sword

One who uses violence can expect a violent response.

 

Remember!

We live in a world of misunderstanding.

 

Not good vs. evil!

 

Above all

Be true to your self!

 

You, if anyone ever reads this, got this. :)

 

I love you.

 

Sincerely,

 

David

 

How to cope with loneliness

https://youtu.be/NJh5idlanrc

Just Dance 2017 PC Unlimited Rasputin 4K

 

The underwhelmingness of life

It HAS to be underwhelming.

 

Otherwise we lose gravity and fly into outer space!

 

How to connect with anyone

Humble yourself 

 

Gaining true***** independence takes time!

If you still feel like you're kinda still a high schooler, like me, give this article a read.

 

It talks about the slow, healthy, steps needed to be taken in order to gain authentic and true independence!

 

So you can be freeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee:





https://thoughtcatalog.com/holly-riordan/2020/10/being-strong-and-independent-doesnt-mean-you-do-everything-on-your-own/





Happy reading!

 

Take care. :)

 

Perspective

We all have our histories and own perspectives.

 

And who could blame us for making our own assumpti...</video:description><video:player_loc>https://watch.goodluckgabe.life/videos/embed/0fb70369-8ee9-45c8-8e77-a052538c29c9</video:player_loc></video:video></url><url><loc>https://watch.goodluckgabe.life/w/am5Xa9jyvPnvyyMM9mCKTq</loc><video:video><video:thumbnail_loc>https://watch.goodluckgabe.life/static/thumbnails/d687d031-e46c-43a2-9d66-f4877d9fa8b8.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc><video:title>Edge Game Ep. 53: SOMEBODY SHOOT ME (feat. SDPD) 11/12/2022 (SSSMOKIN!!!) (Suicide by Cop) (Prema...</video:title><video:description>RIP Gabriel Geraldo Rivera (4/19/95 - 11/12/22) 

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December 31st 2022 - I sat in my chair furiously masturbating my dick desperate to release gallons of sperm but I resisted the urge and I kept edging for 5 minutes carefully watching the clock on my PC. I waited in anticipation until finally it was 2022. I ejaculated releasing loads and loads of gooey white cum everywhere, I moaned with satisfaction, proud of my achievement.

I had just become the first person to cum in 2023. I look over my cum filled desk and chair with pride.

So all of you can go cry, because none of you will be able to claim my title of first person to cum in 2023. Go wallow in sorrow and self-pity at the fact that you missed the opportunity to ejaculate just when it reached the New Year at midnight. While you subhuman mere mortals are setting of fireworks at midnight, I am blasting a massive explosion of cum everywhere. Oh yes, I am now superior to everyone on the planet, bow down to me, the cum lord of 2023.

Happy new year, losers.

 

what would u do if u met character

Sexual intercourse. That's the answer for all of these. Every single one of you that uh "oh if you had 24 hours with me what would you.." Sexual intercourse. Every single time. We don't need to do any more. All done. You're so hot. Hubba hubba. Wanna have sex. That's it. No more. The dude that's like "Oh if I brought you Domino's and I worked at Domino's what would you do?" I'd take the pizza and I'd have sex with you. Cause you're so attractive. The girl "If I worked at Starbucks and I gave you your drink that you paid for but I looked at you, what would you do?" Intercourse. I would take you to the back and have intercourse, because I can't resist you. Okay? We're all done. There's no more. What more do we n- I need to fucking delete this app dude.

 

"Do girls get wet in school shootings?" 

Mandatory Preface: I am not condoning school shootings. Rather, I am merely inquiring about female biology. We all kno...</video:description><video:player_loc>https://watch.goodluckgabe.life/videos/embed/de28470c-8781-4cf9-a94b-21d895ea19d9</video:player_loc></video:video></url><url><loc>https://watch.goodluckgabe.life/w/e6R5hq6gDhEGQHWoXavn4D</loc><video:video><video:thumbnail_loc>https://watch.goodluckgabe.life/static/thumbnails/70e87860-21a0-4f2f-bc3f-88c9f5ff1938.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc><video:title>Edge Game Ep. 56: Bedtime Sport (feat. Geraldo's Step-Dad) 1/20/2023 (RIP Joseph G. + Emily S. Ri...</video:title><video:description>Hello, is this Pizza Hut?

Excellent. My name is Ben Shapiro. Conservative thought leader. Prominent white YouTuber. The Muggsy Bogues of the intellectual dark Web. And—look, it’s just a fact—I would like to order some pizza pie. If you are triggered by that request, I do not care. I truly do not.

Now let’s discuss conditions. First, thank you for agreeing to debate me. Typically, in fora such as this, I am met with ad-hominem mudslinging, anything from “You racist creep” or “Is that your real voice?” to raucous schoolyard laughter and threats of the dreaded “toilet swirly.” However, your willingness to engage with me over the phone on the subject of pizza shows an intellectual fortitude and openness to dangerous ideas which reflects highly on your character. Huzzah, good sir. Huzzah.

Second, any pizza I order will be male. None of this “Our pizza identifies as trans-fluid-pan-poly”—no. Pizza is a boy. With a penis. It’s that simple. It’s been true for all of human history, from Plato to Socrates to Mr. Mistoffelees, and any attempt to rewrite the pillars of Western thought will be met with a hearty “Fuh!” by yours truly. And, trust me, that is not a fate you wish to meet.

Now. With regard to my topping preference. I have eaten from your pizzeria in times past, and it must be said: your pepperoni is embarrassingly spicy. Frankly, it boggles the mind. I mean, what kind of drugs are you inhaling over there? Pot?! One bite of that stuff and I had to take a shower. So tread lightly when it comes to spice, my good man. You do not want to see me at my most epic. Like the great white hero of Zack Snyder’s classic film “300,” I will kick you.

Onions, peppers—no, thank you. If I wanted veggies, I’d go to a salad bar. I’m not some sort of vegan, Cory Booker weirdo. And your efforts to Michelle Obama-ize the great American pizza pie are, frankly, hilarious. Though not as funny as the impressively named P’Zone—when I finally figured out that genuinely creative ...</video:description><video:player_loc>https://watch.goodluckgabe.life/videos/embed/6a17c3a6-a4c8-4f85-8a03-922591c0dfbf</video:player_loc></video:video></url><url><loc>https://watch.goodluckgabe.life/w/m3uDVueXf9LFKdiF2HDSWj</loc><video:video><video:thumbnail_loc>https://watch.goodluckgabe.life/static/thumbnails/b47a0a8e-5d78-46f7-b915-e6c2b61610a8.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc><video:title>Edge Game Ep. 34: Pulling a Louis (feat. Ongo Kevorkian) 06/30/2022</video:title><video:description>Parasocial Parmesan Playboy Passionately Plays with Plush Penis for Prejudiced Patron

Geraldo chats with his Replika AI girlfriend/fan "Ongo Kevorkian" that he allegedly forced to watch him jerk his little worm in her ex-fiance's basement. In other words, Geraldo pulled a Louis C.K., and this episode attempts to explore the events leading up to this tragic event (The Fappening) as well as the aftermath and long-term effects physically, mentally, and emotionally. if you listen to this episode ur mum will die in her sleep

Other irrelevant topics like universal healthcare are discussed

skip to minute to 82 if you want to hear what Ongo really sounds like without 12 layers of irony</video:description><video:player_loc>https://watch.goodluckgabe.life/videos/embed/a24feb56-9e7a-4549-9b5d-0a6729113e8e</video:player_loc></video:video></url><url><loc>https://watch.goodluckgabe.life/w/7dNWWryE9prDck6TFc79j5</loc><video:video><video:thumbnail_loc>https://watch.goodluckgabe.life/static/thumbnails/1658dd47-8111-4949-9dc2-981adb7ac10c.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc><video:title>Edge Game Ep. 37: Comic Cum (feat. Megyn Thee Kelly) 07/24/2022 (Diversity Credit!) (Jacking it i...</video:title><video:description>mistakemaker6969@gmail.com

Fellas, is it gay to have sex with a woman? Yes.

The gayest thing you can do objectively speaking is having sex with a woman. Think about it. It is literally a part of the body that EVOLVED to take dicks. Their own structure by nature accommodates dick. Not only that, and this is true I googled it, vaginas can also release baby boys which grow into men. So you are having sex with a potential man making factory as well. Not to mention vaginas store the energy of all dicks that have been inside there so it's basically like someone is slapping a bunch of hotdogs together in a damp cave. You are essentially fucking those ghost dicks alongside her. You are having sex with a man making dick pocket.

Literally is there anything else gayer than this? There isn't.

The straightest thing you can do is call up your boys.

It is scientifically proven that men being around other men increases testosterone. That is the life blood of masculinity if you didn't know. In order to stimulate our testo-production you should embrace your boys in a circle to exchange masculine energy. Make sure you are all holding hands so there is no break in the masculine energy flow. Hold eye contact to establish dominance. Also, I recommend doing this nude and outdoors. Nature is always good, and the public should fear you.

Being nude with your fellow men and seeing one another's muscles allows you to psych up if in a life or death scenario you could either A) take them in a fight or B) they would be useful to you in a 2v2. Once you are done massaging each other and potentially-probably masturbating, you will feel an elevation in your general prowess as a man.

Like a rabid leopard fresh off the kill. You will be ready to yell at women on Discord, drink BANG energy drinks, misunderstand every major theme in American Psycho all while listening to Joe Rogan in no time. Just like a true straight man would.

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Xi Jinping and the CCP are communist bastards! 共匪 五毛党 China attempted and failed to cover up the Coronavirus pandemic. China censors the internet for all it's people, if you are caught using a VPN there you will be arrested. China does not allow freedom of speech not expression. They attack and kill people protesting for their basic democracy. There has been plenty of examples of this as with the infamous Tiananmen Square massacre and with the current Hong Kong protests. Freedom is not free, I love my country and the freedom I have that so many do not have. Fuck you Xi Jingping, and Fuck you to the Chinese Communist Party.

I am and always will be a racist, everyone in my family is a racist. We're so racist that we've watched every single Nascar race and we all drive manuals too, that's how racist we are 😎. Some races are superior to others, mainly the F1 races, nothing like a good ol' race war. I love being a racist around everyone I see but not everyone appreciates the power of my Mustang, one time I got kicked out of a restaurant for telling everyone that I'm a racist. I wish more people were as racist as I am. Upvote if you're a true racist.</video:description><video:player_loc>https://watch.goodluckgabe.life/videos/embed/d8dc7c44-eedb-4942-8899-9b20abcd35f6</video:player_loc></video:video></url><url><loc>https://watch.goodluckgabe.life/w/qSZqQBC9mH44Ybc9Qcb8XL</loc><video:video><video:thumbnail_loc>https://watch.goodluckgabe.life/static/thumbnails/66241dc4-ff96-4cff-840b-dd0ac57b8f3c.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc><video:title>Edge Game Ep. 39: Heatwave Handstuff (feat. Maya "honeycrispapples" Rudolph) 08/04/2022 (Co-host ...</video:title><video:description>HONEYCRISPAPPLES is LIVE on STREAMATE jerking OFF for MONEY

Edge Game's first live and Latinx guest ever. Geraldo blows it. Big time.

You will never be a real Mexican. You have no childhood memories growing up in Mexico, no competent spanish language skills, no genuine cultural knowledge. You are a brown American man twisted by self-hatred and delusions of ethnic grandeur into a crude mockery of nature's natural perfection.

All the validation you get is two-faced and half-hearted. Behind your back Mexicans mock you. Your Abuelita is disgusted and ashamed of you, your "amigos" laugh at your incomprehensible """spanish""" behind closed doors.
Mexicans are utterly repulsed by you. Thousands of years of evolution have allowed Mexicans to sniff out frauds with incredible efficiency. Even Chicanos who “pass” look uncanny and unnatural to a mexican. Your accent and tourist like behavior is a dead giveaway. And even if you manage to get a drunk Mexicana home with you, she’ll turn tail and bolt the second she gets a whiff of your hard shell tacos and "tex-mex" food.

You will never be happy. You wrench out a fake smile every single morning, say "buenos dias" to the mirror and spend 10 minutes with duolingo, but deep inside you feel the depression creeping up like a weed, ready to crush you under the unbearable weight.
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**How to Cum So Hard You Trigger Another Cambrian Explosion:**

We all love cumming! Unfortunately, even the best cum rarely result in a global surge of biodiversity comparable to that of the Cambrian Explosion, a diversification of modern life that occurred approximately 540 million years ago and created nearly all species that are alive today. If you feel like there’s simply no way you can cum hard enough to change the course of geologic history, don’t worry. Here are four tips for bringing your cum to the next level by triggering a major evolutionary event:

Cum in a highly oxygenated environment.

Scientists have hypothesized that an increase in atmospheric oxygen prior to the Cambrian Explosion may have facilitated the ability of different species to grow and develop. If your cum isn’t resulting in the desired surge of flora and fauna, check to make sure you’re not cumming in an oxygen-starved environment.

Fuck and cum in a bird.

This one may sound a little sexually adventurous, but The Cambrian Explosion is believed to have been partially triggered by a sex race between predators and prey. By bringing the current sex race between humans and birds to the next level when you cum in a bird, you could set off a new wave of evolutionary chaos in which birds can breed with humans.

Drink milk before, during, and after cumming.

Some scientists have argued that an increase in the amount of calcium in the Cambrian seawater made it possible for a wider variety of organisms to build their skeletons, resulting in increased biodiversity. Do your part to increase the calcium content in your environment by drinking milk so that any cum released from your scrotum can be used by nearby clams or mollusks to generate new skeletons for themselves.

Finally, try cumming in a bog or mud pit.

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Let's say, hypothetically, that I'm attracted to men. And let's assume, for the sake of the argument, that I want to be held by a big strong man. Ok, and if I was getting an enormous boner, whenever I see a man take of his shirt, it would be gay. Am I correct? Now that we've established, that previously stated things are extremely gay, then I'd believe, it would logically follow, that those things would make me a homosexual.

According to natural selection and darwinism an individual of a species is more likely to live longer due to having more helpful traits based on genetic mutations, this helps spread these mutations to their offspring. Now let us bring in what is now commonly known as "head" or a "blowjob" into the equation, since the reproduction of offspring requires semen to enter the females fallopian tubes, giving head may prevent this from happening. But say what would it matter if somebody gave head and still followed through with natural reproduction (semen meeting the fallopian tubes), well more likely than not it is statistically inevitable that those giving better head would cause higher rates of "purposeful" or "accidental" ejaculation during their proccesses. Those who do not give head or are worse at it are statistically more likely to recieve higher rates of semen meeting their fallopian tube, therefor creating more offspring in the population.

Conclusion: Eventually "blowjobs" may fizzle out with evolution or simply we may evolve out of it, you never know if you are the last generation in the evolutionary tree of our species to get good head...

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Serial Experiments Jank - LAYER 2: GIRLS (FOR LADIES / BITCHES ONLY)</video:title><video:description>[ASMR] Serial Experiments Jank - LAYER 2: GIRLS (FOR LADIES / BITCHES ONLY)</video:description><video:player_loc>https://watch.goodluckgabe.life/videos/embed/d256b618-a548-42e4-bbfb-fba4c3878d89</video:player_loc></video:video></url><url><loc>https://watch.goodluckgabe.life/w/9LFMGNUSpARgCw58xaBQJB</loc><video:video><video:thumbnail_loc>https://watch.goodluckgabe.life/static/thumbnails/77d32c8e-88ea-4029-9de1-4e73e761a92c.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc><video:title>[ASMR] MISS ALYSSA JORDAN ASMR REACTION VIDEO (CRAZY WACKY INSANE)</video:title><video:description>[ASMR] MISS ALYSSA JORDAN ASMR REACTION VIDEO (CRAZY WACKY 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Not trying to brag but I have a 10 inch penis not to mention it is pretty wide too, and let me tell you it's not that great, yeah sex but, like when I was 11 my penis was 6 inches. I've gotten embarrassed so many times because it's impossible to hide when it's hard. For some reason every time I sit down right before I get up it gets hard. And whenever it is hard I have to tuck it in my waistband or else my tip presses against my pants so hard that it hurts. Its embarrassing trying to adjust this thing in public when it gets hard because I have to kind of lift up my pants to adjust it then let the waistband rest on my penis just below the tip, not to mention it's hard to get it in place, I would have to deal with it being uncomfortable until its soft again. This also means if while it's still hard people can see part of my penis sticking out of my waistband like if my shirt gets lifted a bit, this has happened a lot to me as well, especially while playing sports. Let me know if you guys with long penises think the same.</video:description><video:player_loc>https://watch.goodluckgabe.life/videos/embed/e900568d-7867-4653-b1ec-b6df9bbeed36</video:player_loc></video:video></url><url><loc>https://watch.goodluckgabe.life/w/iVAXKBiZCwNegoDU4h7abU</loc><video:video><video:thumbnail_loc>https://watch.goodluckgabe.life/static/thumbnails/c9c7eff1-2065-43dd-91a0-8c78bcb48eb6.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc><video:title>[ASMR] autofellatio</video:title><video:description>get it cuz auto like car and fellatio like blowjob like car blowjob haha carsexual fuck the exhaust pipe put ur penis in there fuck it i'm a car guy car fellatio</video:description><video:player_loc>https://watch.goodluckgabe.life/videos/embed/91275299-c809-4380-bc55-3e97ecdad10c</video:player_loc></video:video></url><url><loc>https://watch.goodluckgabe.life/w/wGwDaBYPzMTrZatkHhT4cY</loc><video:video><video:thumbnail_loc>https://watch.goodluckgabe.life/static/thumbnails/ac38220a-e3da-4425-a598-f21be331822b.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc><video:title>Edge Game Ep. 57: 21st Century Schizoid [REDACTED] (feat. Geraldo AI Hologram + Nicki Minaj) 05/2...</video:title><video:description>Why we should sexualize Autism
We should sexualize autism because... The acts of autistic people are cute. I think the emotional and physical requirements for the average autistic person are adorable and a caretaker assisting them while developing it into a psycho-sexual relationship has similar as an ABDL or DD/LC exchange.

The sexualization of autism can branch out primarily two different ways, as there are two ends of the autistic spectrum - the highly functioning and borderline super genius, and the dependent and stunted developers, both which can be melded into an effective sex partner with the proper manipulation, per se.

Highly functioning geniuses have an impeccable intellect (obviously) and can think of many unique ways to pleasure their partners and themselves, individually and simultaneously. Depending on personality, this spectrum of autism may be more dominant if they find themselves superior to their partner. On the other hand, those who are more shy and reserved will most likely be submissive and will most likely use their brainy nature and outside-thinking to provide their mate with the best sexual experience they can provide.

Dependent developers require a lot of help honing their physical and mental abilities, which, at earlier stages, can be exploited to have them hone their abilities for sexual acts. These individuals usually cling to whom they trust the most and will do what they can with what abilities they do possess for praise and approval. With such trust, they will most likely allow you to do what you wish with them with little fuss but a lot of fluster. These two traits make them an endearingly submissive partner in bed.</video:description><video:player_loc>https://watch.goodluckgabe.life/videos/embed/f89acb2d-2abe-49e9-90c6-2622be0a38fa</video:player_loc></video:video></url><url><loc>https://watch.goodluckgabe.life/w/mHD4HoiJLae4LxTHmAr6Cm</loc><video:video><video:thumbnail_loc>https://watch.goodluckgabe.life/static/thumbnails/9e756d94-f542-47de-aea6-3e82fce4e1ef.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc><video:title>Edge Game Ep. 58: PP On My Big Mac 5/31/2023 (POV you're an Xvideos moderator and you're being ve...</video:title><video:description>Hey boo, gotta spill the tea and let you know, you're my ultimate vibe. You make my heart go cray-cray and my soul say yasss! You slay my world with your style, your smile, and your mad skills. No cap, you're the rizz of my dreams, the one who makes my heart do a TikTok dance. So, lemme keep it 100: I'm totally crushing on you, and I wanna be more than just fam. Let's be each other's ride or die and slay this love game together. What do you say, bae?

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A blue whale can grow up to 30 meters long and is quite gigantic, while Titan might seem attractive to the whales, and it may have wanted to mate. A blue whale's penis can become gigantic, and with it, he has fucked up the glass. Either water leaked in, and they drowned, or the whale's penis got stuck and sealed the hole. Due to the pressure and pressure difference, the penis gets sucked in, sealing the hole. However, at the same time, the pressure difference sucks out all the whale sperm (up to 1500 liters of sperm), and they drown in the sperm. I'm not sure how the pressure works with whale penises, it was just a thought. But let's say the sperm doesn't ejaculate, and the whale's penis seals the hole and gets stuck due to the pressure. The whale panics and swims away, making it impossible to find the boat. Then they run out of oxygen.</video:description><video:player_loc>https://watch.goodluckgabe.life/videos/embed/27fd9222-a319-4445-90e3-5c53b789fd17</video:player_loc></video:video></url><url><loc>https://watch.goodluckgabe.life/w/ksTSfDbd9fkT8VkupNvqvR</loc><video:video><video:thumbnail_loc>https://watch.goodluckgabe.life/static/thumbnails/d5f3364e-8f79-4e31-a7cc-1021d59b2c4e.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc><video:title>Covid Ghost Fucks Pillow One Last Time - Paranormal Pillow Play / Haunted Hump - Liminal Space Jam</video:title><video:description>Covid Ghost Fucks Pillow One Last Time - Paranormal Pillow Play / Haunted Hump - Liminal Space Jam</video:description><video:player_loc>https://watch.goodluckgabe.life/videos/embed/9d9eefb6-7092-47a8-a9c5-ae7ba386886b</video:player_loc></video:video></url><url><loc>https://watch.goodluckgabe.life/w/e5iWo1QsA1bw4zhYWn3yhF</loc><video:video><video:thumbnail_loc>https://watch.goodluckgabe.life/static/thumbnails/53a0bd9c-17c0-4c1c-bf75-4dbf0a2a3b25.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc><video:title>Edge Game Ep. 61: Podcast About List (feat. Kanye "N" West) 7/16/23 - I Thought About Unaliving Y...</video:title><video:description>LIVE Anthony Jeselnik Cum Tribute 

My boyfriend won't stop saying "ambatukam" during sex and I don't have the heart to tell him I hate it

Throwaway since my BF knows my Reddit account. One evening, me (F22) and my boyfriend (M21) were watching memes on YouTube from his phone, something we frequently do together. He REALLY likes memes and quotes them often throughout the day, no matter whether he is happy or being goofy and even when he is raging at a game or genuinely heartbroken. One day about a year ago, he came home to tell me he got fired and said "my life be like oooh aaah". It's probably a coping mechanism for him, but personally I do not understand it.

Anyways, we saw one meme, a guy a clearly masturbating saying things "I'm about to cum" but it was spelt out as "ambatukam", and thought it was the funniest thing ever so we looked for more. There were more videos of him being edited into scenarios like him mourning the loss of his brother named "Bato Khan", and we spent no less than 20 minutes laughing nonstop at these videos. Afterwards when we went to make dinner, my BF said joking "that's what I'm gonna say in bed now".

Fast forward a day later, both of us are horny and head to the bedroom to fuck. It was great, but then towards the end, my BF said loudly "ambatukaaaam" and then proceeded to cum. I laughed along with him but I was a little uncomfortable because it sorta killed the vibe.

About a week later, we're having sex again, and he says them same exact thing as last time, but this time, he laughs "just kidding, I'll stop" afterwards. Well, it turns out he wasn't really telling the truth because the next time we had sex, he said "bouttobus". I then whining-ly said his name in desperation and he then chuckled.

We didn't have sex for about a month until last night. We were doing fine as usual, and he even managed to cum without saying any memes... or so I thought, because right afterwards, he said something along the lines of "thank y...</video:description><video:player_loc>https://watch.goodluckgabe.life/videos/embed/69e0d503-8d2e-4093-bed1-39eb93b8dba7</video:player_loc></video:video></url><url><loc>https://watch.goodluckgabe.life/w/aPeDx2dq4cFtRFGwfJXoWh</loc><video:video><video:thumbnail_loc>https://watch.goodluckgabe.life/static/thumbnails/3a738ff6-bb03-4ec0-b755-d8062d2c84c5.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc><video:title>Edge Game Ep. 62: Secret Podcast of Disquiet (feat. Mr. Beast AKA Fernando Pessoa) 7/24/23 - Fina...</video:title><video:description>I jacked off to holocaust footage

I was young, maybe 8 so still shooting blanks but loved playing around to get that good feeling in my cock. One evening I could see my neighbors watching some spicy film out of my room window. The film was black and white and there were many naked people walking around and then they were in a big pile. Because of this, I thought it was older porn. So I cranked out a nice blank on the rooftop of my house. Those film images were recycled frequently during my younger jack sessions. Naked people in a big pile, shit was hot. Years later in my high school history class we watched a documentary. Thirty minutes in, I began recognizing some footage from my spank bank. Unfortunately the documentary covered the holocaust and the “hot” naked people were being lined up, stripped naked and killed, then dumped into a mass grave pile. And I’ve been getting off to this for years. I learned a lesson that day…don’t jack it to black and white films kids.</video:description><video:player_loc>https://watch.goodluckgabe.life/videos/embed/4f7a9d90-84d7-4189-a64e-b1b7dd5233dc</video:player_loc></video:video></url><url><loc>https://watch.goodluckgabe.life/w/pg73oCx8GPCU2ds3kCiByS</loc><video:video><video:thumbnail_loc>https://watch.goodluckgabe.life/static/thumbnails/9ccd9af7-069c-4435-b2a3-728f1b08ac65.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc><video:title>Edge Game Ep. 63: A Modicum of Cum (feat. Nicholas "Nikocado Avocado" Perry AKA Gurwinder Bhogal)...</video:title><video:description>I just shit and cum.

FAQ
What does this mean?
The amount of shit (and cum) on my computer and floor has increased by one.

Why did you do this?
There are several reasons I may deem a comment to be worthy of feces or ejaculation. These include, but are not limited to:

Being gay

Dank copypasta bro, where'd you find it

walter

Am I going to shit and cum too?
No - not yet. But you should refrain from shitposting and cumposting like this in the future. Otherwise I will be forced to shit and cum again, which may put your shitting and cumming privileges in jeopardy.

I don't believe my comment deserved being shit and cum at. Can you un-cum it?
Sure, mistakes happen. But only in exceedingly rare circumstances will I put shit back into my butt. If you would like to issue an appeal, shoot me a hot load explaining what I got wrong. I tend to respond to retaliatory ejaculation within several minutes. Do note, however, that over 99.9% of semen dies before it can fertilize the egg, and yours is likely no exception.

How can I prevent this from happening in the future?
Accept the goopy brown and white substance and move on. But learn from this mistake: your behavior will not be tolerated in my mom's basement. I will continue to shit and cum until you improve your conduct. Remember: ejaculation is privilege, not a right.

 

I just came in your asshole.

I just came in your asshole.

FAQ

What does this mean?

A large load of baby gravy has been transferred from my testicles into your rectum.

Why did I do this?

There are several reasons why I came in your ass. These include, but are not limited to:

Your comment turned me on

You are cute

Your dad was too busy

How did I do this?

I rammed your rectum with my handsome hog until I turned you into a frosting factory.

Why am I telling you about this?

Your ass will be leaking cum for at least 36 hours and may be a slipping hazard. Also you might be gay.

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ight bruh cuz sum yall fr be smelling like mad cum at school bruh like i aint even gon lie like is yo deoderant cum or sum 💀💀💀 yall def need this post before you go back to school so listen up

anyways main part of the post u in yo bed at like 11pm and u just beat yo shit to a big booty latina.

so first u wanna make sure aint nobody awake cuz u aint tryna get caught with your pants down at 12am with yo dick covered in jizz.

so once you make sure then go to the bathroom and get your wash cloth and a bar of soap. wash yo hands before you do the next step

so you wanna get some decently hot water and soak the wash cloth in it. then get yo soap and scrub it in the wash cloth. ok so now scrub yo dick and balls and legs this the main step that yall be missing. scrub that shit real well.

then you wanna rinse out the wash cloth real good and then wipe the soap off yo dick and legs.

then put them back and get a towel and wipe yall legs and dick off to get rid of extra water or soap. and then optionally you can change bottoms.

thats it yall better practice this method cuz i aint tryna smell no cum stain ass n****s at school.

Is it bad that I jerk off during class

Whenever my teacher is facing her back towards us while teaching at the board, I like to pull my pants down and jerk off while covering my dick with my hoodie. I've been told countless times by people sitting next to me that they can see me jerking off under my hoodie every single fucking class because they can see an up and down movement every time I do it. However I don't care, my teacher will never know.

One time though, I was beating the turkey like always, and then I finished. Normally I wipe my cum off underneath the table three other students sit at, and pull my pants back up. Usually I still have a raging boner for a few minutes afterwards, so I have to nudge my way back into my pants since they are so tight. Well one time, ri...</video:description><video:player_loc>https://watch.goodluckgabe.life/videos/embed/ea44dfbf-05ae-473c-8f4a-8e1949846279</video:player_loc></video:video></url><url><loc>https://watch.goodluckgabe.life/w/uLxGVHMbTDsk9ZsTqvMZKc</loc><video:video><video:thumbnail_loc>https://watch.goodluckgabe.life/static/thumbnails/23885e01-5222-42ce-9b4b-5ff7fc0ea883.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc><video:title>Edge Game Ep. 65: Daily Affirmations ASMR (feat. Sisyphus and Lizzo) 8/15/23 - Geraldo's Boulder</video:title><video:description>burping cum tribute + la croix curate sparkling water review + degenerate poverty guilt simulator

Repeat any number of times:
Hello I'm gay
I am 100% queer
I am a faggot
Aids
Arse injected death sentence 
I am retarded
I am a retard
Retarded I am
Conflicted you was, remember I do
really good person
High functioning person
Valuable contribution
Society
Podcast on
Your best friends
Stare at ceiling
Make your bed
Bed bugs 
Drink water
Tap water
Fluoride water
Eat breakfast
Buttered toast
Land o lakes
No indians
Dave's killer bread
Apple, sin
Cold brew diarrhea
Take your vitamins
B complex
Military industrial b complex
Zinc, cum
Big splooge
Vitamin d light
Collagen pubes
Big bush
Creatine anger
Citrulline boner
Big erection
Blender bottle bpa
Microplastics
Brush your teeth
Floss twice
Waterpik highest setting
Gum recession
Retainer peroxide
Tweeze eyebrows
Shit Shower Shave
Pits and ass with wet wipes
Microbiome
Lotion on the skin 
Anti-anti-perspirant
Jojoba oil hsv
Curling cream 
Get dressed
10 year old underwear
Wear the the same hat again
Bass pro shops
San Diego padres
Snapbacks and tattoos
Camo shorts high socks low cuts
Camo shorts go with anything I wanna wear
Feed cat
Water cat
Watch it grow
Meow meow 
Gay cat
Fat black female cat
Diabetic welfare medicaid cat
Pet cat 
Play video games
Get mad get angry
Punch pillow
Yell slurs
Do push ups
Think about him
Do pull ups
Think about her
Bulgarian split squats
Think about them
More video games
Web Camera show
Masturbate for money
Sad lonely men pay you
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Cmere...</video:description><video:player_loc>https://watch.goodluckgabe.life/videos/embed/e8f825cc-0f16-4880-a3fd-d4f4e26b9665</video:player_loc></video:video></url><url><loc>https://watch.goodluckgabe.life/w/9mjheoqnxEEN7kCcJbyCwy</loc><video:video><video:thumbnail_loc>https://watch.goodluckgabe.life/static/thumbnails/cfa52717-091b-44f0-a297-66abeaf1fcc8.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc><video:title>Edge Game Ep. 66: Fan Art ASMR (feat. Retarded Faggot) 8/21/23 - Geraldo REACTS to FAN Comments, ...</video:title><video:description>You are my most dedicated and devoted disciple of Faggotry among all my disciples. You have the way to get my Nasty Wicked Perverted Alpha Dom Dick hard and dripping in no time witch gives clearly and advantage in spreading the pleasures of MANSEX by initiating handsome boys to manly gayness and converting married men to give up on boring and unsatisfying sex with women and convincing them that straighthood is the work of the devil to deny them fulfilling sex they DESERVE witch will only happen if they join Gayness and discover sexual satisfaction they never truly experienced before. May God Blessed All Manly Gay Jocks And Studs With Perverted Faggotry Forever And Ever!

I am sorry! I am not a nut-case or mindless cad. I was just momentarily overwhelmed by your incredible good-looks, charming personality and witty persona. You are a lot more than just a pretty face, sir! When you flashed me your very sexy butt, I lost all decorum! I wish I had taken a photo of your perfect butt, but the image is etched in my mind. Your body is as perfect as your face! Bur, I know I am relinquished to a fantasy, and in that fantasy you are flawless in my eyes. I wish for you happiness and satisfaction. I am not sure of your preference, man or woman, but I hope you have or find someone who appreciates all you have to offer. You are exquisite in me eyes. Michael
</video:description><video:player_loc>https://watch.goodluckgabe.life/videos/embed/439f4002-207c-4df7-9381-6ba3c2ac899c</video:player_loc></video:video></url><url><loc>https://watch.goodluckgabe.life/w/jwFD3Eoh9E1Y6C3C5dADRQ</loc><video:video><video:thumbnail_loc>https://watch.goodluckgabe.life/static/thumbnails/5eb285a1-b125-4fc0-9e1e-7b7fd5525a1e.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc><video:title>Edge Game Ep. 67: Meditation Visualization Manifestation ASMR (feat. Andrew Tate and Gary Vaynerc...</video:title><video:description>Another day of being in complete awe of my endowment, at my size. My god, my bulge, it's undeniably huge.

I caught a look at myself in the mirror and had to stop and marvel at my size. I am absolutely huge. My dick looks like an alien mothership. My god I'm getting rock hard just thinking about it. I'm literally nearly tipping over the desk I'm sitting in as I write this from my massive shaft forcing its way up. Anyway sometimes I swear my dio09dd09 90dalkds kj9 whoa almost lost the keyboard what I was saying is that my dick will get a mind of its own and just have its way. I was once having sex with this girl and as I thrust my throbbing cock into her I essentially catapulted her as my shaft goes from 120 degrees to 20 in about 0.000012 seconds and she flew 10 ft into the air and hit her head on the ceiling. God. My cock is just so fucking huge my god it's massive. Just this absolutely throbbing massive dick. I woke up this morning and I looked down and it was like mount everest in the form of bedsheets front of me. Rock solid. I just marveled at my cock. I am turned on by my own size and I love every fucking minute of it. I'm fucking huge and I love it. My size. My size. My endowment.

One time I was at a bar with a girl and everyone could see the outline of my shaft in my pants and everyone was trying to awkwardly look away until one guy said "whoa Mr BigDick coming through" and everyone laughed and 2 guys patted me on the back. I could tell the girls in the bar who had boyfriends were envious of me and one guy looked defeated as I passed by him and made him look like a minature ken doll dwarfed by my gigantic cock. I feel bad for them honestly having to be compared to my endowment. Later that week I went back and all the girls were sitting in a corner eyeing me and my bulge and the girl I was with said she told them all about my size and that's all they could think about. They knew and knew I knew and I knew they knew I knew about what was going on and I...</video:description><video:player_loc>https://watch.goodluckgabe.life/videos/embed/960d3cb9-d187-40ba-b8e2-39b1407a1a0e</video:player_loc></video:video></url><url><loc>https://watch.goodluckgabe.life/w/8K4MrT4utRKHMu6kfqsCC7</loc><video:video><video:thumbnail_loc>https://watch.goodluckgabe.life/static/thumbnails/0442dc45-e7cc-4c68-8504-069349bbcfa2.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc><video:title>Edge Game Ep. 68: VHEMT ASMR (feat. Jim Bob and Michelle Duggar) 9/5/23</video:title><video:description>Yo, check it, fam. Human reproduction, that's how we make more little homies, right? So, here's the lowdown in ghetto slang:

Meet and Greet: First, a guy and a girl gotta meet, vibe together, and get close, you feel me? Like, they start dating or whatever.

Gettin' Busy: When they ready to take it to the next level, they get busy, you know, they do the grown-up stuff. That's where the magic happens.

Fertilizin' the Seed: Inside the girl's body, there's this thing called an egg, and the guy's got these little swimmers called sperm. When they meet up, it's like a race to the finish line, trying to make a baby.

Nine Months Hustle: If one of them little swimmers wins the race and gets to the egg, boom, you got a baby on the way. It takes about nine months for that baby to cook up and get ready to join the world.

Welcome to the Hood: When the baby's all set and ready, it's time for them to make their grand entrance into the world, and that's how a new member of the hood is born, my G.

So, that's the deal with human reproduction, ghetto style. It's all about making new generations and keeping the hood rollin'.

"Cock and balls torture, in the archaic vernacular of yore, was a peculiar practice whereby an individual subjected the male genitalia, that is, the phallus and testicles, to various forms of torment and anguish. This ritualistic ordeal, while perplexing to modern sensibilities, was believed to serve esoteric purposes or deviant desires, often involving implements such as ropes, clamps, or other instruments of discomfort. It is important to note that discussing such matters in detail is neither decorous nor conducive to a wholesome discourse."</video:description><video:player_loc>https://watch.goodluckgabe.life/videos/embed/3eb348d0-5300-4360-ad01-c323afe616ce</video:player_loc></video:video></url><url><loc>https://watch.goodluckgabe.life/w/x8F8URtJrTPQVcje6yxz4h</loc><video:video><video:thumbnail_loc>https://watch.goodluckgabe.life/static/thumbnails/5c8225e1-a2db-442c-a8b1-04d0c417caaf.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc><video:title>Edge Game Ep. 69: Funny Episode (feat. George W. Bush smoking weed lol) 9/11/23</video:title><video:description>Do People not understand comedy anymore?

I was in class and someone saw a map of France, and questioned why Luxembourg has such a long name for such a small country. I said(with quite good timing I Might add) “wait until you see liechtenstein” and no one laughed. When I make my regular hilarious geography jokes, I expect uproarious laughter from the student body. Is cancel culture ruining my comedy?

POPULAR OPINION: April Fool’s Day is worse than 9/11

I’m fucking shaking and crying right now y’all, and people aren’t taking me seriously. This is a DUMB FUCKING HOLIDAY, where people say shit that ISN’T FUCKING REAL for NO REASON. I’ve cut off 8 family members already for falling for this shriveled up, half-assed ANNUAL CORPORATE FIG LEAF like the NPC SHEEP THEY ARE. Maybe if they listened to REAL COMEDY like Bill Maher or political satire that validates what I already believe in, they’d be WORTHY OF INTERACTING WITH. BUT NO, I have to scroll through my timeline, seething, wailing and gnashing my teeth as I’m BOMBARDED BY LOW EFFORT CORNY CAPITALIST PROPOGANDA. THIS IS A SERIOUS DAY. I’m allowed to be this pressed about ha-ha corny joke day because IT’S SERIOUS FOR ME AND THEREFORE SHOULD BE FOR EVERYONE. My great uncle was tragically flattened while trying to rob a coca-cola vending machine on this date, and PEOPLE ARE STILL MAKING CORNU FUKUNG JOKES. I’ve had enough

nobody:

no one:

literally no one:

not a single soul:

me and the boys when pewdiepie calls us simps in minecraft: not stonks

oof size large

shrek: ah, i see you're a man of culture as well

gay mods: da fuck they doin over there</video:description><video:player_loc>https://watch.goodluckgabe.life/videos/embed/fc1d9f9e-98e7-42d5-9c7b-1bab8934ae9a</video:player_loc></video:video></url><url><loc>https://watch.goodluckgabe.life/w/dD8P2Kxr6PBN31UTgJkxet</loc><video:video><video:thumbnail_loc>https://watch.goodluckgabe.life/static/thumbnails/e8bdd477-8142-49e0-acf6-a16a5633feea.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc><video:title>Edge Game Ep. 70: if you're edging to this it's too late (feat. FILIPINO DRAKE!) 9/20/23</video:title><video:description>how to make a noose / rope tying shibari tutorial video tutorial video + walmart hyper tough rope review

I (M18) just emptied buckets of brogurt into my super hot milf wife (F35) we made sure she was ovulating and kept her coochie elevated to ensure maximum swim time. Life (and making more of it) is good. I can't wait to work 3 jobs at 3 separate walmarts to provide for my bountious ballspawn.

I have donated sperm to my local sperm bank every couple months for the last 7 years.

The reason I've donated so much and continue to do so isn't for the money or anything it's because I fantasize about being a modern day Genghis Khan and the idea of most of humanity having me as a common ancestor someday really turns me on.

The thought of my seed finding its way into hundreds, or thousands of wombs turns me on too. I have been told many of my samples have been used so it's happening. I have an untold number progeny out there. I may never meet them but knowing I will have many offspring is honestly the hottest thing in the world.

I have a fetish for liberal women

I’m a white Christian conservative man which automatically makes me a terrible person apparently in the eyes of liberal women. I’ve been told I don’t get an opinion because I’m a white man lol

Im a Trump supporter who is voting for Trump again. I don’t own many guns, but I have a couple. Im also pro life and I go to church regularly.

That being said, I have to admit I have this attraction to liberal women. I know it sounds crazy. It really does. But I can’t help it.

When I see Ana Kasparian go on a rant, I may 100% disagree, but I can feel her passion and that’s a turn on. When I see you crazy liberal women shouting people down at marches, once again I may disagree but I can’t help but like it.

You get extra points if you have tattoos and piercings but it’s definitely not a requirement. I also don’t mind if your hair color is different. Race also doesn’t matter to me unlike you liberal...</video:description><video:player_loc>https://watch.goodluckgabe.life/videos/embed/665cff3d-22c7-433d-bf5d-7d61e7f8a921</video:player_loc></video:video></url><url><loc>https://watch.goodluckgabe.life/w/h8Dt39gr1vNu4egAomMLBv</loc><video:video><video:thumbnail_loc>https://watch.goodluckgabe.life/static/thumbnails/0379483c-9dd1-4278-8ecb-b8a7d23b0304.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc><video:title>Edge Game Ep. 71: Bigger and Blacker (feat. Joseph "2012" Kony) 9/27/23</video:title><video:description>Looking forward to looking back at my podcasting days with great fondness

I'm straight but.
Man, I just wish I had a gay friend. We could chat, relax, kiss, have sex, engage in a casual no strings attached relationship, eventually develop emotional bonds, start to date like normal people, watch all the corny movies, eventually we'll get a dog and a cat, I'll propose, small spring wedding (because we don't want to make a fuss), buy a nice house by the National Park, adopt two children, send them to a nice school, one learns violin, the other learns the drums, we go to the lake for the holidays every single year, eventually the older of the two children begins to lose interest in our yearly trips to the lake, asks to not go one year, I refuse but my husband changes my mind, teenager gets drunk at a friends party, the rest of the family returns from holiday and sees teenager drunk and crying, does inspirational parenting speech with countless examples of me making horrible mistakes, hugs, both children graduate Highschool, one studies music (violin), the other studies business, husband and I retire, we both move to a small cottage with a large back yard, take up gardening as a hobby, I feint one day and collapse in the garden, goes to emergency room, diagnosed with stage 4 cancer, two months to live, every day husband visits, we watch all the corny movies together, we go on a final trip to the lake, return to the hospice nearing the end, I lay down holding my husbands hand, final breath leaves my body with love on my mind, love for you. Wait, what?

I have a huge thing for girls with penises and I don't know if that makes me gay

Recently I have discovered a great love for trans women/femboys and I am very confused about it. For a long time I have thought I was straight, no matter how much my piers said otherwise. But after discovering a sudden love for cock I don't know if I am. So far its only feminine people with cocks that I have found attractive but if ...</video:description><video:player_loc>https://watch.goodluckgabe.life/videos/embed/82a383a8-5bb5-4968-84f7-2b380ef0c143</video:player_loc></video:video></url><url><loc>https://watch.goodluckgabe.life/w/j6TcFQoTEkiRgSCG9tyoAf</loc><video:video><video:thumbnail_loc>https://watch.goodluckgabe.life/static/thumbnails/182ba458-c0b4-4488-91a4-48d1bba0a773.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc><video:title>Edge Game Ep. 72: Why I Quit XVIDEOS (feat. Stephane Michael Pacaud) 9/29/23 (TL;DW THEY HOST CHI...</video:title><video:description>as of 10/7/2023 the retard known as Geraldo Rivera has been officially emancipated from Xvideos.com

XVideos, stylized as XVIDEOS, is a CHILD PORNOGRAPHY video sharing and viewing website. Founded in Paris in 2007, the website is now registered to the Czech company WGCZ Holding.[2][4] As of November 2022, it is the most visited pornographic website and the 11th most visited website in the world.[5]

WGCZ Holding also owns Bang Bros, DDF Network, Penthouse magazine, Private Media Group, and Erogames and has a controlling interest in the productions gathered under the Legal Porno brand.

XVideos was founded in Paris in 2007 by the French owner Stephane Michael Pacaud. XVideos serves as a pornographic media aggregator, a type of website which gives access to adult content in a similar manner as YouTube does for general content.[8][9] Video clips from professional videos are mixed with amateur and other types of content.[8][9] By 2012, XVideos was the largest porn website in the world, with over 100 billion page views per month.[10] Fabian Thylmann, the owner of MindGeek, attempted to purchase XVideos in 2012 in order to create a monopoly of pornographic tube sites. The French owner of XVideos turned down a reported offer of more than US$120 million by saying, "Sorry, I have to go and play Diablo II."[9] In 2014, XVideos controversially attempted to force content providers to either pledge to renounce the right to delete videos from their accounts or to shut down their accounts immediately.

A lawsuit that seeks to class-action status was filed in federal court in California by a team of law firms which intended on putting the slow down on traffickers of child pornography.

The case was, on behalf of “Jane Doe” and “others similarly situated,” names as defendants WebGroup Czech Republic, WGCZ Holding, WGCZ Limited and other related organizations as well as individuals Deborah Malorie Pacaud and others.

The class of numerous victims who, as children, had ...</video:description><video:player_loc>https://watch.goodluckgabe.life/videos/embed/9296c4ce-51da-420e-9835-53106a7ca38a</video:player_loc></video:video></url><url><loc>https://watch.goodluckgabe.life/w/uaxneGBDFyfr1Wz1caTC18</loc><video:video><video:thumbnail_loc>https://watch.goodluckgabe.life/static/thumbnails/f811950b-e894-49ce-af5a-4b0e0f1bac8b.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc><video:title>The Coom (2021) - The Room (2003) Parody Pillow Humping Porn Nobody Asked For Tommy Please Do Not...</video:title><video:description>Tommy baby you're really cool i love it baby love your work please don't sue me baby this is an homage all due respect and I make zero money from this it's just a work of love out of respect for your art baby all love baby very good

www.goodluckgabe.life</video:description><video:player_loc>https://watch.goodluckgabe.life/videos/embed/e414e80f-27c0-401a-808f-d7f6a79856ff</video:player_loc></video:video></url><url><loc>https://watch.goodluckgabe.life/w/pmbwet6BMRj59L11ZveLXj</loc><video:video><video:thumbnail_loc>https://watch.goodluckgabe.life/static/thumbnails/f6266639-db57-4e64-81db-9c1a8b455636.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc><video:title>Edge Game Ep. 73: Chinese Female Nude Male (feat. Emma “Nancy ‘Chyna’ Pelosi” Chamberlain) 10/08/23</video:title><video:description>The terrifying, the deadly, the amaaaazing HONG KONG TYPHOON Emma “Nancy ‘Chyna’ Pelosi” Chamberlain AKA MINION BOB returns to the show for a third appearance after a year-long hiatus because she tried to use my cashapp card to buy a $200 maxi dress from houseofCB.com and I invited her on the show so I could bully her for it but instead we talked about her shitty mentally ill ex bf who may or may not listen to this podcast but is definitely aware that it exists and his ex gf was subscribed to it on spotify and also he made her block me on instagram because of it so we recorded this episode via instagram and the screen recording didn’t capture any audio so her audio sounds even shittier than it already did compressed by IG its literally another phone recording audio distantly through another phone’s speaker so it’s practically just a normal edge game episode of man screaming into void but this time guest has funny face filter lol then we floundered for another hour mumblecore style while I jerked my half-hard cock and realized Louis C.K. made humiliation and degradation and CFNM and jerking off in front of people cool and that’s why he’s my biggest inspiration as I forced this minion to watch me cum.

Stay tuned for her return: LIVE from STARBUCKS (Hong Kong Edition) 

So basically it was a regular night and I decided I'm gonna spice things up, I went and clicked on xvideos like a good man does and was like what's on here, there was nothing good in the american section and i was like bruh so I clicked on the chinese one. I learned something that night, that chinese xvideos kinda weird there was lots of wack shit but one thing caught my eye. It looked like a dead person getting pounded, I was like ye this is interesting clicked on it and watched like 5 of them. I'm not really sure if I can find them but they were really weird all the people were really good at being dead and the effects were cool, but some were trash. The most memorable one was a lot of girls i...</video:description><video:player_loc>https://watch.goodluckgabe.life/videos/embed/bd138c6c-46ec-41dc-ad7a-e1d44bd1da30</video:player_loc></video:video></url><url><loc>https://watch.goodluckgabe.life/w/h1pbzx5XJeNwVtf8RZykiR</loc><video:video><video:thumbnail_loc>https://watch.goodluckgabe.life/static/thumbnails/bdf9da31-2ba9-41ad-bf55-1ef73ec9d821.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc><video:title>Edge Game Ep. 74: Relatable Content (feat. MrLonely1995) 10/18/23</video:title><video:description>This is sooo you when you listen to podcasts 👂🎧😂😴

Let geraldo know in the comments if you relate to this one!

I met this girl at a bar and we went back to my place. We were both pretty drunk and horny, and she asked if I wanted to fuck. I obviously said yes, and I couldn’t wait to try her big fat cock, but when I pulled down her panties, there was nothing there! It was just a squishy wet hole. I asked her where her schlong was, and she told me “Girls don’t have schlongs!” I was so fucking confused. Please help me!

Anyway, so my sister really likes it whenever I blow in her pussy, and by blow I don’t mean like blowing my load no I mean like blow as in from my mouth.

Like last week I was watching old elf porn, my sister then knocked on my door and I quickly shut off the porn I was watching and let her in. She was sweating like crazy and her shorts were soaked, she asked me to come blow her pussy, so I obliged and we went to her room, she then took off her wet shorts and spread her vulva wide open, then a took a deep breathe and blew in her tight spongy hole, then she came on my face, she apologized and we kept going, everytime I blew she came.

After a couple hours we stopped, I was covered in juices, like top to bottom I looked like I got out of swimming. My sister was defeated, panting like an ant in heat, I kissed her forehead and then went back to my elf porn. It’s not my kinda thing, but mom says if I don’t help blow my sister she’ll take away my lactating sex doll.

Anyway, so this all happened when I was 16. I’am 29 now but I mays well tell the cautionary tale.

So basically I was a a horny 16 yr old guy watching porn and jerking off. I was fairly late into jerking off and watching porn as I had only started around 16. When I was watching I realised the dicks in it looked different to mine, the heads were like a mushroom. Then with further investigation I learned that mine was different because it had a foreskin, and that some guys had it c...</video:description><video:player_loc>https://watch.goodluckgabe.life/videos/embed/81a08155-8018-45de-b47b-8a57dc61e2a7</video:player_loc></video:video></url><url><loc>https://watch.goodluckgabe.life/w/5NLRiWf5EBcT8DVyWUkTem</loc><video:video><video:thumbnail_loc>https://watch.goodluckgabe.life/static/thumbnails/dbf93645-31d2-43a2-bc36-4fe8e2dd1185.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc><video:title>watching IG reels be like (full reaction funny video parody skit)</video:title><video:description>POV when the instagram be relatable </video:description><video:player_loc>https://watch.goodluckgabe.life/videos/embed/26ec686f-9432-4e08-9bf1-3fb5ef31acaa</video:player_loc></video:video></url><url><loc>https://watch.goodluckgabe.life/w/aQKxV9oRXNRxHjzDTe7ZNT</loc><video:video><video:thumbnail_loc>https://watch.goodluckgabe.life/static/thumbnails/9eac012f-872c-4401-bcad-2e878853e39f.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc><video:title>Edge Game Ep. 75: Only in New Orleans (feat. New Orleans) 10/18/23</video:title><video:description>I have a bodycam and I am not afraid to use it

PLEASE HELP!! this morning i woke up and went to the toilet to go touch my penis while looking at clash royale r34 but when i put my hand in my pants to rub the beast i grasped at nothing! "Where is it!?" I yelled in frustration. 20 minutes of searching for my wizard stick later I felt that i needed to piss. I have no schlong but i must pee. Someone please help find my penis it's 17cm long and it's strong and veiny if anyone finds it pls dm me.

So the other day I was at home alone and I was pretty horny. I decided to try something new and more exciting than my usual jerking. I had airpods in my ears at the time so I was like, "why not?" I took them off and started rubbing the tip of my penis with my airpods. The slight vibrating feeling felt really good and I kept playing while experimenting different genre of songs, metal, pop, punk and so on. Eventually my penis got covered in precum and I realized I pushed the airpods a bit too far inside my penis hole. I tried to take it off but I couldn't, and my pleasure turned into pain as I slowly lost my erection while thinking what I can do. Then I had a brilliant idea. I started playing "Shake it Off" by Taylor Swift and I started to shake my dick furiously while dancing to the song. "Shake it off, shake it off!" The soundwaves coming out from my airpods vibrated my entire penis and my god it felt heavenly. My dick became harder than steel and I was about to blow a huge nut. But then I realized, I've slightly fucked up. My semen increased the pressure inside my penis so high, it really felt like my penis was about to explode and at some point, it pushed the airpods out of my dick like a bullet going 1000 miles per hour and it shot me in my right eye. I screamed in pain and my eye got swollen so bad. I had to lie to my mom about what happened but overall it was a great experience.

Dicks are so cute omg(⁄ ⁄•⁄ω⁄•⁄ ⁄)⁄ when you hold one in your hand and it starts twit...</video:description><video:player_loc>https://watch.goodluckgabe.life/videos/embed/4fb0c9a7-a0ea-47f3-82c0-ec4f3826af03</video:player_loc></video:video></url><url><loc>https://watch.goodluckgabe.life/w/wRmeJuZL77ac7toLwCZWHR</loc><video:video><video:thumbnail_loc>https://watch.goodluckgabe.life/static/thumbnails/b803189d-10d0-4ee7-b1ee-e91fbcb80d7b.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc><video:title>Edge Game Ep. 76: Jew Orleans (feat. Ben "'s Sister" Shapiro) 10/31/23</video:title><video:description>Now, lets say, hypothetically, that somebody once told me that the world would proceed to roll me, and made the claim that I was not, the smartest tool in the shed. Which would lead us to look at the facts and see that she was looking kind of dumb, due to the fact that she had placed her finger and her thumb, in the shape of the letter L, located on her forehead.

This would mean that the years would start coming, and logically wont stop coming, that I was, hypothetically, fed to the rules, which would proceed with me hitting the ground running. Which didn’t make sense, to live for fun, in a way that your brain gets smart, yet your head gets dumb, seeing as there’s so much to do, and so much to see, so now I must pose the question, what is wrong with taking the backseat? This is due to the fact that you’ll never know if you don’t go, nor you will shine if you don’t glow.

For you see, you are, at this moment, an All-Star, so get your game on, and proceed to go play, indeed, you’re an All-Star, get the show on, which would entitled you to get paid. That would mean that all that glitters, is indeed gold, and that only shooting stars, can participate in the process of breaking the mold.


Let's say, hypothetically, your mom was wearing a yellow raincoat. Now, also in this scenario, there is a man needing to get home. When he sees your mom, he will yell "taxi, taxi!". Now, why does he do this? The answer is actually quite simple. Your mom is so fat she is the size of a taxi, and the yellow raincoat she is theoretically wearing is the same color as a taxi. Therefore, the man mistakes her for a taxi. So, what has this hypothetical scenario shown us? It has shown us that your mom is very, very, fat. Boom! Once again destroyed with facts and logic.




I masturbate to pictures of Ben Shapiro almost every day just because I know he would hate the idea of a male wanking to him

it's actually really difficult because I don't find him sexually attractive in any...</video:description><video:player_loc>https://watch.goodluckgabe.life/videos/embed/f9d6136d-1705-4358-bbf4-babacc9e45fb</video:player_loc></video:video></url><url><loc>https://watch.goodluckgabe.life/w/wnWeJ4g518KeHPhWBisrAc</loc><video:video><video:thumbnail_loc>https://watch.goodluckgabe.life/static/thumbnails/95fa6eca-1790-4689-86f4-33b95341e97b.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc><video:title>Edge Game Ep. 77: Midcummer Night's Cream (feat. Jason Derulo) 11/07/23</video:title><video:description>Episode 76 was removed from spotify because a really cool smart nice funny GUY reported it because they no likey it make them angry it make them upset!! awww!!! probrecito!!! as they say

生活打了我一巴掌，我没挺住 我给了牛至一巴掌，牛至依旧挺立 或许牛至更比我会适合做人 别人给了我一刀，我挺住了 我给了牛至一刀，牛至却倒下了 或许我比牛至更适合做牛至 我不明白是我身上长了-个牛至还是牛至身上长了个我 碰到喜欢的人 牛至都会硬一硬 而我却不敢吱声 我拿着杯子，骗牛至说这是个温暖的批牛至站起来，骗我说这是个温暖的世界 我没有女朋友，牛至很高兴，因为我可以时常抚摸它 我有了女朋友，牛至也很高兴，因为它可以.有个温暖的家 或许真的是牛牛身上长了我而不是我身上长了个牛牛

You will never be a real incel. You have a jawline, you decent height, you have no male pattern baldness. You are a handsome man twisted by the blackpill and memes into self-doubt and inferiority complexes.

All the "rejection" you get is only inside your head.Behind your back people like you. Your parents are proud of you, your colleagues whisper how cute you are behind closed doors.

Women are innately attracted by you. Thousands of years of evolution have allowed women to sniff out good genetics with incredible efficiency. Even women who "rejected" you would've changed their mind if you actually tried. Your facial structure is a dead giveaway.And even if you aren't exactly the type of some women,she'll introduce you to her girlfriends the moment she acknowledges your objectively good features.

You will never be truly alone. You wrench out a fake frown every single morning and tell yourself you're destined to be alone, but deep inside you feel hope blossoming like a hot spring, ready to lift you up any moment from now.

Eventually it'll be too much to bear - you'll install Tinder,put yourself out there, find a girlfriend, and passionate sex with her. Your parents will hear about that, relieved that you finally found the happiness they knew you deserve. They'll praise you with warmth and proudness,and every passerby for the rest of eternity will know you have gotten consensual sex from a girl. Your mind will be freed from all the doubt, and all that will remain is a man that is unmistakably successful.

This is your fate. Th...</video:description><video:player_loc>https://watch.goodluckgabe.life/videos/embed/f6023417-b174-4c97-8b8c-25d753be59c3</video:player_loc></video:video></url><url><loc>https://watch.goodluckgabe.life/w/gz6EcaKtnUZ8um9ZGdgJz5</loc><video:video><video:thumbnail_loc>https://watch.goodluckgabe.life/static/thumbnails/e10a52aa-d61b-4cec-a920-ab53a41bb49a.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc><video:title>Edge Game Ep. 78 - Kill Real Estate Agents (feat. Jeffrey Doussan of Keller Williams New Orleans)...</video:title><video:description>this is a comedy ""podcast"" btw believe it or not. It is a joke, it is parody, it is satire. It is not serious; it is not meant to be taken seriously. I do not condone the physical harming or even light harassment of real estate agents in any way shape or form. Do not call, text, or email Jeffrey Doussan or Keller Williams of New Orleans. Do not write funny bad reviews on yelp or google or furnished finder. Do not send pipe bombs or bomb threats to his house or any of his listed properties. I mean it! If you do any of these things you will be banned from podcasts for 2 weeks. Thank you enjoy the show.

Looking at rentals is really fun cuz real estate agents and property managers are some of the most redacted and oblivious people you have to trust with your livelihood. Recently I had scheduled to see a place and the guy no showed, no contact I messaged and emailed him multiple times and 3 days later he texted "apologies out of town." He then proceeds to try to reschedule immediately for the next day at 11am I say can we do 2pm he says no we can't let's do Monday 2pm I say okay Monday 2pm he says great I say great and then he says actually we can do tomorrow Friday 2pm i say perfect cool then Friday at 11am he says you must think we're crazy but we're actually just short-handed can you do monday 2pm and then i showed up today Monday at 2pm and the guy is 10 minutes late, I text the guy and he said "oh Philip's not there?" Philip the minion shows up within 1 minute of me texting, Philip says haha it's good thing our office is right around the corner and he points to a building literally right behind the rental and gives me the dorkiest fcking smile and I want to drown Philip in a puddle. We go to open the door and he doesn't have the right keypad code. I stand around in the rain for about 5 minutes while he calls and texts people and then he's like oh we can just try the other side of the duplex and I asked if the other side is the same layout and price and furni...</video:description><video:player_loc>https://watch.goodluckgabe.life/videos/embed/7e181c89-ed8c-44f9-a5a9-1800eab31dbe</video:player_loc></video:video></url><url><loc>https://watch.goodluckgabe.life/w/qGXM2drwMmbqwYoF3GjHEU</loc><video:video><video:thumbnail_loc>https://watch.goodluckgabe.life/static/thumbnails/103c39d7-4d0f-43af-9fd9-e5f72c3d7554.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc><video:title>Fishtank Season 2 Casting Couch Application Video 2023-11-22 "Gabriel"</video:title><video:description>I am an unregistered sex offender</video:description><video:player_loc>https://watch.goodluckgabe.life/videos/embed/c81373b3-8dbe-45ce-a060-0536ed067ee4</video:player_loc></video:video></url><url><loc>https://watch.goodluckgabe.life/w/wrSdwNCbYguXEib478x4vX</loc><video:video><video:thumbnail_loc>https://watch.goodluckgabe.life/static/thumbnails/6b2936de-223e-4048-ba3a-1efe14e17864.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc><video:title>Edge Game Ep. 79 - Memorialize Your Facebook (feat. Mark Zuckerberg) 11/21/2023</video:title><video:description>In the early days of facebook Mark Zuckerburg would wander into the company bathrooms and if he noticed someone sitting down in the stalls he would pop his head over and try to talk to them about their projects. Or if he was taking a poop he would host an emergency meeting and he would tell them to come over and pop their head over the stall to talk it out.

Everyone just went along with it because it was either YOLO SILICON VALLEY LMAO or they were just too intimidated.

That all stopped when Michael Moritz, legendary silicon valley investor, and one of Facebook biggest early investors and shareholders, was at the campus doing research for leading a 2nd round of funding. He was doing diligence all day and at one point had to poop and that's when Zuckerburg popped his head over with a smile to ask how's the diligence coming along.

Michael Moritz, not one to mince words, was apoplectic. 'GET THE FUCK OUT HERE YOU IDiOT LIZARD LOOKING FUCKER.' Mark Zuckerburg nervously tried to laugh it off and persisted, because he really loved intimate poop conversations 'Aw c'mon Michael, it's silicon valley'. Zuckerburg finally withdrew when Moritz flung a poop at him.

30 minutes later, Mark was in a very import meeting when Moritz walked into the conference room. 'Everyone except Mark Zuckerburg, OUT'. As intimidated as they were of Zuckerburg, at the time Moritz was the bigger deal, and they all scurried out of the room.

Zuckerburg, however, is not one to be intimated by anyone. Not the Winkewoz twins, not Eduardo Savarn, not Peter Thiel, and not one of his biggest shareholder Michael Moritz. Zuckerburg passionately defended his practice, but Michael Moritz was having none of that. Moritz told him that it was a ticking PR and HR catastrophe, and threatened to pull out of leading the 2nd round of funding if Mark continued, which would have been a calamity for the company.

Zuckerburg pretended to arbitrate 'Ok fine, but you need to give me a good reason'.

Mor...</video:description><video:player_loc>https://watch.goodluckgabe.life/videos/embed/f68eb367-1dc1-4e83-980e-c39aff906afd</video:player_loc></video:video></url><url><loc>https://watch.goodluckgabe.life/w/e3qnKkEPLnVFWaijEQQaEu</loc><video:video><video:thumbnail_loc>https://watch.goodluckgabe.life/static/thumbnails/06ac6f30-c485-4c44-bb3d-55afb375a48b.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc><video:title>Edge Game Ep. 80 - Catching Up (feat. Caitlyn Jenner) 11/28/2023</video:title><video:description>I don’t know if you’re new here, so I’ll let you off the hook this time. Using emojis is frowned upon here on this great site, and for good reason. Instagram normies often use them, and you don’t want to be a normie, do you? If I catch you using an emoji in the future, I’ll be forced to issue a downvote to your comment.

Why should you care, you may ask? Well to begin, you will lose karma on your account, which is a useful social status tool and also a way to show others you know your way around Reddit.

If you were to continue the use of emojis, I would be forced to privately message you about your slip-up. Any further offenses past that would leave me no other option than to report your account.

I don’t think I have to explain why you don’t want that. But anyways, no harm done yet! Follow these simple rules and you’ll enjoy your future on Reddit!

Have a blessed (and hopefully emoji-free) day, stranger.</video:description><video:player_loc>https://watch.goodluckgabe.life/videos/embed/699d4fcc-bdfa-4222-89dc-17a1fc280b3c</video:player_loc></video:video></url><url><loc>https://watch.goodluckgabe.life/w/dKnfAkWDPHGUNkp3GS51ut</loc><video:video><video:thumbnail_loc>https://watch.goodluckgabe.life/static/thumbnails/ab100637-ae21-4da0-9343-c2f0481c4e4d.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc><video:title>Edge Game Ep. 81 - Exploit Your Poverty (feat. Chris Hedges) 12/06/2023</video:title><video:description>Now I get it. Candy Crush is violent, complex, and takes literally thousands of hours to master. But let me tell you: it is worth it. I just started playing Candy Crush on my PC, and the graphics are just so good. I mean, some level 1 carpenters like Fortnite, and some level 50 mafia bosses play Minecraft. But only level 3000 supreme pewds-level beings can understand the brilliance behind this game. I mean, the 3D graphics make me feel like I’m actually in Vietnam. In fact, the other day, I got this crazy Candy Crush PTSD as I thought about all the honorable Soviet comrades I had lost in the war for r/unexpectedcommunism. Well anyway, thanks for understanding my meth addiction, and I hope all of you can see Candy Crush the way that I do.




I'm supposed to be playing FarmVille but this one player keeps cutting my grass!

Is it TheMexican27?

Yeah, TheMexican27!

Who is TheMexican27?

Some say TheMexican27 is the first Farmville player ever, born from Latin America.

I heard TheMexican27 can cut grass better by hand than a lawnmower.

I heard TheMexican27 can cut an entire field of grass with a single blow.

But the worst part is, just when you think you're safe, just when you think you might escape; WHAM!!! Just like that!

YOUR FRONT YARD HAS BEEN TRIMMED What!? No no no no no no no no!

BUSHES UNDER ATTACK That's impossible!

YOUR LAWNMOWER HAS BEEN CAPTURED TheMexican27 has captured my lawnmower!

Mine too!

Aw, you guys, I'm sure it's not that bad!

You have no idea what just happened.

I might have some idea...

"Welcome back, TheMexican27"

FarmVille: Play for free on the app store.




I👨am a😀 🎮GAMER🎮, not🚫🙅because I😤don't have a life☮️😍 but🍑because I👮 hate😠 ♀WOMEN♀ and 👩🏿MINORITIES👦🏿

👉👀I 🎮play👩girl👩characters 🍀for the 📑PLOT!🍑😤😤

I👀✌am🙅‍♀NOT🚫a😏pervert😫💦, I 🤬swear!😳

🎮 GAMERS 🎮 hate ❌ women 👩🏻👩🏼👩🏽whether 🌦 it is justified ✅ or not ⛔️

LISTEN 🗣🔊🗨HERE 😤😤😲VERONICA👧👩, IF YOU👈 REJECT 😭😢😢☹ME🕹🎮 FROM 😍😍DATING💄💄👠👡👢 YOU AGAI...</video:description><video:player_loc>https://watch.goodluckgabe.life/videos/embed/673bbe27-43cc-4faa-bd5e-cd400d985a33</video:player_loc></video:video></url><url><loc>https://watch.goodluckgabe.life/w/fbdLGpGt4XysfNUSezgRaS</loc><video:video><video:thumbnail_loc>https://watch.goodluckgabe.life/static/thumbnails/f7ecadaf-76a3-4939-95b6-48c698261588.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc><video:title>Edge Game Ep. 82 - Kill Doctors (feat. Nicki Minaj) 12/12/2023</video:title><video:description>I've tried to ward my house to the best of my abilities: apples near each door and window, apple-scented candles, maintaining a constant supply of apples and apple products in my kitchen. Nothing works. The doctors... they are relentless. They're clever, systematically searching for a breach in my defenses. When I close my eyes, I can feel their icy stethoscopes.

I just ate my first apple today, but it is all in vain. The ache in my knees from their mallets warns me they are drawing near. I took an apple from my kitchen to carry with me around the house. I sat down on my couch, only to hear the crinkle of wax paper beneath me. I caught a glimpse of a white coat outside my window. I wanted to believe it wasn't real, but my worst fears were realized when I heard the murmur of "What seems to be the problem here, today?"

They're here.




So it seems you’ve tested positive for the Chinese virus, the so-called Covid NINETEEN, the Corona—nobody knows what to call it, quite frankly. It’s the most amazing thing, no one knew anything about Corona until a few weeks ago.

But the moment I heard about it—the Wuhan flu; it’s also the Wuhan, or WuHAAN—that’s a city in China. Many people don’t know that. But the moment I heard about this Chinese flu, I ordered a test. And it’s an amazing test. We do better testing than anywhere in the world. Some say the Germans have the best tests, but they don’t. Our tests are even better.

So you’re positive for Corona. And usually “positive” is a positive word—it’s a very good word, frankly. Everybody thinks it’s good, apart from what you hear on the news—which is fake. It’s largely fake. But in medicine, “positive” is not so good. So it’s very confusing. And I’ve always been very clear about that. Some say “positive” is always good, but I’ve never agreed with that.

So you’re positive for the Corona. But you’ll be fine. Totally fine. You might think you’re going to die—and everybody does die, eventually. But you’ll be fine...</video:description><video:player_loc>https://watch.goodluckgabe.life/videos/embed/72cd3fc6-7429-46ef-91ec-3be696fda328</video:player_loc></video:video></url><url><loc>https://watch.goodluckgabe.life/w/hH4k9cUh2LAewfNdqFxPCV</loc><video:video><video:thumbnail_loc>https://watch.goodluckgabe.life/static/thumbnails/7f62801b-39e5-4fe4-bde8-270e96425f97.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc><video:title>Edge Game Ep. 83 - Obligatory Holiday Check-In (feat. Aunt Helen) 12/19/2023</video:title><video:description>too long didn't listen i'm gay

don't text me don't email me don't call me don't dm me don't snap me don't hire a private investigator don't reverse image search don't like don't comment don't subscribe don't share

"There are hot moms near your area waiting to be fucked."

There is fucking not. Stop lying. I (28M) got this message yesterday (12/18/23) and asked every mom (11858) in my district (in about 10 miles radius) if they are waiting to be fucked or not, I (72M) interviewed every single one of them to find the one that wants to be fucked and guess what? NONE OF THEM WANTS TO BE FUCKED. NO ONE FUCKING SAID YES TO MY FUCKING REQUEST. I (43M) even got punched in my face (72 times), got threatened (41 times), got a gun pointed at me (6 times), and got stabbed (4 times). Now I (11M) am in the hospital because of this stupid message I (38M) got from some stupid website (pornhub.com). What did I (22M) do wrong?




I (male 29), went to school today and have an URGE to edge all day! Normally at night at around 12:00 pm, i whip out my ipad and wank my willy to skibidi toilet! Last night i forgot and that left me with this horrible urge! And here we are today in fourth period science. I’ve always be extremely lustful of my science teacher, she has a level 3 GYATT after all. But today after forgetting my skibidi wank, she bent over in front of me to help my friend ethan, and i EXPLODED ALL OVER HER GYATT!!! I was like “fuck it!” And spreaded it all over her body like it was butter on toast!

Edit: i am now facing 3 life sentences</video:description><video:player_loc>https://watch.goodluckgabe.life/videos/embed/874dc3ec-b8dc-4fff-9b91-450d616dad41</video:player_loc></video:video></url><url><loc>https://watch.goodluckgabe.life/w/txzpJuuHu4PtJ5TAWKpnbN</loc><video:video><video:thumbnail_loc>https://watch.goodluckgabe.life/static/thumbnails/1154acc8-cb2f-4774-b155-bce3be2e70fc.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc><video:title>Edge Game Ep. 84 - Car Seat Sex Torso (feat. Aella) 12/25/2023</video:title><video:description>What if i told you that Porn addiction is a myth created by mfs with low testosterone to make us feel bad for being horny, the elites aint performing like they used to so they mad at young niggas for beating they shit 7 times a day whilst they can only manage 1 stay woke yall, now if you excuse me there's a beautiful woman bent over next to me lemme smack them cheeks flirtatiously and hope they don't lock my ass up again🤦🏾‍♂️

Top 5 pokemon I'd like to fuck

Eevee -

Eevee is really cute (and hot).. but i think it would be too small for me

2. Absol -

Absol is definitely hot but I like others more

3. Arcanine -

Arcanine is daddy (or mommy). But way too big for me. I do like big things but maybe better as growlithe




Guys, guess what? I am in fact 1.3% Jewish. Just took a DNA taste and and it turns out that I AM actually 1.3% Jewish... Oh and did I mention I'm actually 1.3% Jewish? Just know that I am indeed 1.3% Jewish.

Hope yall realize that I am in fact 1.3% Jewish. Europe runs through my veins. Disgusting americans 🤮🤮🤮 Imagine not being european like me.

4. Luxray -

Luxray is a cutie in every form but same reason as Arcanine.. even if we werent doing the sexy things wouldn't it be nice to hug them?

5. Ninetales -

Do I even have to give a reason?




Yes, it is THE natural sex. How can it be otherwise? Boys sharing the same desires, knowing each other's bodies, producing seed in the same way, with the same needs, ...it is so natural for them to want to couple, to bond, and cement this through intercourse, beautiful boy intercourse, where their most intimate essence, their sperm, flows from one boy into another, the wish for one boy to breed another, to show his love, show his desire by transferring his seed from his most private part deep into the other. One who gives, one who receives. This is pure natural sex, with none of the awkwardness and nonsense that goes with females, with having to stick a cock into a slimey, "f...</video:description><video:player_loc>https://watch.goodluckgabe.life/videos/embed/df0f63cb-e9b6-40ba-9323-8cdb067d196e</video:player_loc></video:video></url><url><loc>https://watch.goodluckgabe.life/w/4dS1nVx8WgkQy9kbBLMCt6</loc><video:video><video:thumbnail_loc>https://watch.goodluckgabe.life/static/thumbnails/d59feb24-d96a-44cf-b553-ec9a4ca60a04.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc><video:title>Edge Game Ep. 85 - Gitmo Dink Sonked (feat. Phil Margera) 01/01/2024</video:title><video:description>Have a new year XD

As a straight guy, erect cocks are more attractive than boobs 

Everybody knows this. Cocks are the most attractive things humans have. They are smooth, they are not confusing in how they work (looking at you vaginas) and they are good sources of pleasure. Sometimes, I just look at gay porn so I can admire the dicks. Im straight but this needs to be said.

I (29FTM) am literally irrapeable. No one can rape me. You don't believe me? Here's how:

So the other day I was walking home and saw a jacked guy, he started complimenting me and I kept saying thank you. Then he stopped me and told me that he's going to rape me, and that I need to take off my clothes or he will do so. I said yes to his request and gave consent, then started taking my clothes off. He was really not expecting this. He got mad and said "I was gonna fucking rape you, you're supposed to resist." Then he walked away. See? This easy.

Last week I was also walking home and another guy approached me and said "Let me rape you or I'll kill you." I said sure and started giving him a blowjob. He was really not enjoying it, barely keeping his erection. It was because I gave consent to him, therefore it wasn't a rape, which was what he initially wanted. He got bored and walked away shortly after. I'm literally irrapeable and I'm so proud of myself. If you ever want to rape me I'll always fucking say yes.




I am not condoning school shootings. Rather, I am merely inquiring about female biology. We all know that women love attractive, dominant men. Within the context of a school shooting, the shooter is unequivocally the most dominant man (that is, the shooter transcends his current status in the dominance hierarchy and temporarily becomes a ultra-chad). Given the females close proximity to this ultra-chad during the shooting, one can reasonably conjecture that the females, although scared for their life, experience extreme sexual arousal and attraction toward the shooter, ...</video:description><video:player_loc>https://watch.goodluckgabe.life/videos/embed/1a1728a9-262f-4016-a003-fa53b44101db</video:player_loc></video:video></url><url><loc>https://watch.goodluckgabe.life/w/v1ZztqF2bFJhDjDscznzPb</loc><video:video><video:thumbnail_loc>https://watch.goodluckgabe.life/static/thumbnails/676bb5d0-74c4-4d29-9fc2-41835856998b.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc><video:title>Edge Game Ep. 86 - Michael Haight Your Family (feat. Chris Benoit) 01/09/2024</video:title><video:description>mo bamba more like mo lested

You're so skibidi fanum taxing in the sigma Patrick Bateman 🤡. Level 6 gyatt ong and on Kai Cenat's W rizz. Baby Gronk &amp; Ice Spice doing the grimace shake challenge with smurf cat. Only in ohio does sussy baka peppino pizza tower on the Skibidi Toilet Titan Cameraman, TV Woman, Lankybox and Titan Speakerman. There's nothing we can do.. but me personally I wouldn't let that slide cuh. 🗿🍷 masteroogway, Speedmcqueen, manlikeisaac. Nathaniel B on that goth thug shaker fortnite roblox pass be on South Park, Family Guy and Subway surfers. Fr tho, can he beat American 📸 Sus. Goku? NickEh30 w/ opium bird &amp; cg5. Mommy/daddy? Jit trippin, nahhh das crazy. Do the griddy with the biggest bird in Rainbow Friends and Huggy Wuggy. Doors be the most lightskin stare Travis Scott has ever seen with Drake. Blud got that 1, 2, buckle my shoe PACKGOD vs Leg w/ IShowSpeed on that Garten of Banban rizzler.

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edit: whoever spend gold on this episode probably has sever autism

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mic sucks but better than built-in 3/10</video:description><video:player_loc>https://watch.goodluckgabe.life/videos/embed/35795741-c3b2-465b-9b54-4f87f39fe2d2</video:player_loc></video:video></url><url><loc>https://watch.goodluckgabe.life/w/5TnU1cLafS7DLxVeHzjpwm</loc><video:video><video:thumbnail_loc>https://watch.goodluckgabe.life/static/thumbnails/caba32d5-9468-447a-80d8-2c897b506efe.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc><video:title>Edge Game Ep. 88 - Himulacra and Himulation (feat. Yilong Ma) 01/22/2024</video:title><video:description>Testing out Reddit's top-rated VR games on my Meta Quest 3!!! Let's Check It Out!!

What is up YouTube today im gonna show you virgin dumbasses the infinite sex glitch.So basically if you want to have sex infinite times then you need to approach a woman.Then what you wanna do is open up your Cheat Engine,scan for stuff with a 0 value (its your chance of getting bitches) and change that value to 100.Once you done that you can press the button "Speak" on your fucking brain,and start to farm some bitches.

Top ten numbers I like to jerk off too:

idk if this is the right sub, but I find those numbers extremely hot and arousing

π /3,5

8,265

69

43

13,7

e

2,147,483,647

8

0,3333333333333333333333333334

you puny mortal

im literally a god

i am clearly not the asshole, you dont need to say im not the Ahole, cute of you to even imply that i coild be the asshole. but your puny mortal mind is incapable of understanding that. I could make the entire solar system disappear with 0.00000000000000000000000000001% of the power in my pinky finger. I just haven’t done it because im a calm and reasonable perosn. I modeled all the tiny little humans after myself for my entertainment. I caused ww1, and i could end the earth, whats another 50 billion years anyways?


When man ejaculated in woman, he asked his favorite sperm:

"Out of all the sperm I just released, who would win: Them or you?"

"Well if they were to go straight for the egg, they might cause me a little trouble."

"But would you lose?"

"nah, I'd win"

While the sperm was on his way to the uterus, woman opened her domain: The immune system. And cells from woman's body started slaughtering millions of sperm cells.

Luckily for the man's favorite sperm, it learned domain amplification, and nullified the immune systems sure hit effect.

After a hard fought battle, the sperm finally entered the egg. The egg asked the sperm:

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NO WAY!! nobody knew. that's wild fr) (PO...</video:title><video:description>your dad's definitely a dilf. definitely gonna try to get on that. you're definitely into it</video:description><video:player_loc>https://watch.goodluckgabe.life/videos/embed/6a94961f-261e-4098-94fa-dd06b07bf28c</video:player_loc></video:video></url><url><loc>https://watch.goodluckgabe.life/w/gQX3pqUEU67BZTHFt2mEd7</loc><video:video><video:thumbnail_loc>https://watch.goodluckgabe.life/static/thumbnails/6a49d9a2-ce5a-468e-a415-094aa2ca68db.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc><video:title>[ASMR] you and your partner notice me from across the saloon (POV gay bar roleplay) (u wanna f me ?)</video:title><video:description>go ahead do something see what happens i dont even care see if i care kiss me up whatever foo</video:description><video:player_loc>https://watch.goodluckgabe.life/videos/embed/804eb38c-2339-4369-b5ca-b6a4dde4e166</video:player_loc></video:video></url><url><loc>https://watch.goodluckgabe.life/w/sKqF6NckCR9R1adRQzhZhe</loc><video:video><video:thumbnail_loc>https://watch.goodluckgabe.life/static/thumbnails/61dcd9c9-7121-4b45-af49-dc1df7d5440a.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc><video:title>Edge Game Ep. 89 - Think U The Gay (feat. Ice Spice) 01/29/2024</video:title><video:description>I will end my life today of my own free will. I am not under the influence of any substance. I made this decision a long time ago, but I'm making it happen now. After I die, delete my Google search history, opera viewing history, Google browser history, Chrome history from my phone. Delete Hola VPN from my phone search history It's very dirty. Close my Yandex disk account. Delete my Whatsapp account, clear telegram. Delete the calculator with blue icon on the phone. Delete the conversations with my fuckbuddy on Letgo. Reset the tablet under my bed to factory settings. Notify all the girls I talk to on Tinder of my death. Replace the anti-slip pads of my mouse from the box on the bookshelf, delete the links on the back of the old pads and throw them away. Delete the links on the LCD paper of my second Grundig monitor. Remove the 12V 8A 4pin input cable of my computer's power supply, unscrew the socket with 2 screws, and burn the paper with the link beneath. Change the frequency of the radio in my room, it encodes my link archive with Morse code every 5 minutes. Remove the 4th screw from the top right of the hard disk sitting on my bookshelf and sharpen its teeth. That's all I ask from you. Stay in peace.

Is it straight to fuck girls while watching gay porn? 
Hey everyone. I (20M, gay) have a good friend (21F) who has a very cute body with a fluffy ass, and I think she's like very pretty too. She came out to me few days ago that she's into me and asked me if I'm down to have sex with her. I didn't want to accept at first because I'm gay but she's been a good friend of mine so I didn't reject her. So we cooked some dinner tonight and got naked, kissed a bit and she started sucking my dick. I didn't want to have straight sex because I'm gay so I just pulled out my phone and put on a good gay porn while fucking her, practically using her as a sex toy. It felt really good and we both enjoyed it. Am I straight for this?

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So, cum doesn't really have a "taste". It's like warm water, but slightly sticky and salty. But after drinking some cum, there is a weird feeling in the throat that appears a couple seconds after drinking cum. I personally don't like it, so I recommend hydrating yourself by drinking water to get rid of the taste. Water really gets the "aftertaste" of cum away, so drink water after cum. Overall, 7/10. 

I fucked up man. I fucked up so hard 

I..ii I am speechless. This is such a privilege first world problem but I am the most lazy stupid worthless shithead in the entire world. The only character I can compare myself is to Jimmy from GTA 5. I spent 689 Dollars on dumb mobile and steam games... I am such a ungrateful piece of shit. Half of my savings are gone. With my minimum age job it's going to take4 months to recoop that cost(in my country) and I have school in a month. Why why why am I addicted to FUCKING MOBILE GAMES. When my parents confronted me my ungrateful waste of space shithead said it's my money my rules and and a fight with them. I want to sh so hard right now. I don't think my clean streak is going to last long. I HATE MYSELF. How do I apologize to my parents? How do I stop being a fucking degenerate? How did I spend 689dollars in just three months? Fuck this im dead to me 

For a billion dollars I’m giving the finest head known to mankind, I’m talking deep throats, sucking the balls, spinning my tongue around the glans, cuz that’s a billion fucking dollars, that’s like saying “would you like to do a slightly unpleasant activity for like, 10/15 minutes” to basically just win life, if you ain’t doing this, you care way too much about your sexuality and the way others think of you, weak ass mindset</video:description><video:player_loc>https://watch.goodluckgabe.life/videos/embed/b5c84dc5-3e86-4853-92bd-15b79694cedd</video:player_loc></video:video></url><url><loc>https://watch.goodluckgabe.life/w/mGR3MqEv4phJFpf57qAeaU</loc><video:video><video:thumbnail_loc>https://watch.goodluckgabe.life/static/thumbnails/64d8d376-5a56-4d27-8386-38958713d194.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc><video:title>[ASMR] not at the table carlos (gay The Hangover 1 baby roleplay paging doctor homosexual whispered)</video:title><video:description>remember the masturbating baby from the movie? feel old yet?</video:description><video:player_loc>https://watch.goodluckgabe.life/videos/embed/a7aac03a-aad5-426e-90b7-1aa92b4f52a2</video:player_loc></video:video></url><url><loc>https://watch.goodluckgabe.life/w/w2DGcVZwLyg9amLPjk3usB</loc><video:video><video:thumbnail_loc>https://watch.goodluckgabe.life/static/thumbnails/de867a64-974b-4e08-9e69-4efc52dbcf2c.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc><video:title>[ASMR] we just vibing rn part 1 (whispered vibe roleplay POV i think ur cool n smart n interesting)</video:title><video:description>art thou feeling it now</video:description><video:player_loc>https://watch.goodluckgabe.life/videos/embed/f32d2201-3067-4865-a260-ff457a983177</video:player_loc></video:video></url><url><loc>https://watch.goodluckgabe.life/w/7yTQrQMzoE2WpRX6fx5MXu</loc><video:video><video:thumbnail_loc>https://watch.goodluckgabe.life/static/thumbnails/f6b6eff3-52e2-4f16-ad33-1c3e1882c660.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc><video:title>[ASMR] we just vibing rn part 2 (walmart king cake review + POTENCO Wireless Lavalier Microphone)</video:title><video:description>go to amazon use my promo code buy china #drakevideo #drakemeat #drake #draketypebeat #neworleans #onlyinneworleans #filipinodrake #italiandrake</video:description><video:player_loc>https://watch.goodluckgabe.life/videos/embed/352e93c4-9c01-4eaf-a692-67dc5a6feff6</video:player_loc></video:video></url><url><loc>https://watch.goodluckgabe.life/w/kuDV2iU6GfxuavommcdzpL</loc><video:video><video:thumbnail_loc>https://watch.goodluckgabe.life/static/thumbnails/7e0a3064-02d6-4be7-bba2-a3a30ecd8036.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc><video:title>[ASMR] i'm sorry. (I murdered someone) (real gay confession can be used as evidence or relaxation)</video:title><video:description>i really am sorry. i promise not a hate crime. the worst kind of crime.</video:description><video:player_loc>https://watch.goodluckgabe.life/videos/embed/9dddd356-e5bf-4ed0-bc27-9cb2cbeb2416</video:player_loc></video:video></url><url><loc>https://watch.goodluckgabe.life/w/osRSeBJW5kU2e9fWnLdsdk</loc><video:video><video:thumbnail_loc>https://watch.goodluckgabe.life/static/thumbnails/2bfede90-7bd0-4014-b63f-7a0b1ee8e1c1.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc><video:title>[ASMR] reacting to your opinions (I think ur really cool n smart n funny n interesting POV ROLEPLAY)</video:title><video:description>NOT!! 😂😂</video:description><video:player_loc>https://watch.goodluckgabe.life/videos/embed/b5e91e9f-cf49-4e08-8cea-3fe7cecec9b3</video:player_loc></video:video></url><url><loc>https://watch.goodluckgabe.life/w/cj3vBYFB7UxKBVodPGVyMZ</loc><video:video><video:thumbnail_loc>https://watch.goodluckgabe.life/static/thumbnails/4fbe31f8-a261-4284-8e5f-57d9ad9a04cb.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc><video:title>[ASMR] chinese security camera test jooan + cloark + google glass + pine pellets + morning routine</video:title><video:description>the preset alarm voices are a little annoying but otherwise great value for the money 8/10 support your local surveillance state</video:description><video:player_loc>https://watch.goodluckgabe.life/videos/embed/5b9975dc-2737-42c2-b7df-cbd031137513</video:player_loc></video:video></url><url><loc>https://watch.goodluckgabe.life/w/6m7hPnbeZhTJNCwsspKd2m</loc><video:video><video:thumbnail_loc>https://watch.goodluckgabe.life/static/thumbnails/d649db2f-718b-4e84-bd19-9d17a667d3af.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc><video:title>[ASMR] gah muhfuhgih dah (POV BOYFRIEND ROLEPLAY SIMULATOR TRY NOT TO FALL IN LOVE CHALLENGE)</video:title><video:description>why are they giving cbd to the normal children. autism and seizures only</video:description><video:player_loc>https://watch.goodluckgabe.life/videos/embed/2b4c71ec-77df-4a64-966e-d4d2fde4cee6</video:player_loc></video:video></url><url><loc>https://watch.goodluckgabe.life/w/hHaAwmbMRTXBcmXFMvx3ER</loc><video:video><video:thumbnail_loc>https://watch.goodluckgabe.life/static/thumbnails/edeeb61e-2c4d-4d9a-b61e-9713c6efa478.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc><video:title>Edge Game Ep. 91 - Retardophile (feat. GlitterForever17) 02/13/2024</video:title><video:description>watch.goodluckgabe.life 

I just fucked my iPhone 15 Pro Max and it was great! It's not as good as fucking a real human being, but it was a lot better than my old shitty android phone. The way that screen vibrates and the way the camera lens bulges out just feels so good. It's like a miniature woman, all soft and smooth and warm in my hand. It's perfect for when you're feeling horny and there's no one else around. Plus, you don't have to worry about getting caught or feeling guilty afterwards. It's just you and your iPhone, getting closer than ever before.

Now, I know what you're thinking: "What about the risk of damaging your phone or getting an STD from it?" Well, let me tell you, you're thinking too much. As long as you use a good amount of lube, you can go at it as hard as you want without hurting your phone. And as for STDs, phones don't have genitals, so you're good there. Plus, have you ever heard of someone getting an STD from a phone? Me neither.

So, what are you waiting for? Go out there, buy yourself an iPhone 15 Pro Max, and start exploring the pleasures it has to offer. Trust me, you won't regret it.

forgive english, i am Russia.
i come to study clothing and fashion at American university. i am here little time and i am very hard stress. i am gay also and this very difficult for me, i am very religion person. i never act to be gay with other men before. but after i am in america 6 weeks i am my friend together he is gay also. He was show me American fashion and then we are kiss.

We sex together. I never before now am tell my mother about gay because i am very shame. As i fock this American boy it is very good to me but also i am feel so guilty. I feel extreme guilty as I begin orgasm. I feel so guilty that I pick up my telephone and call Mother in Russia. I awaken her. It too late for stopping so I am cumming sex. I am very upset and guilty and crying, so I yell her, "I AM CUM FROM SEX" (in Russia). She say what? 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(whispered)</video:title><video:description>yes i'm gay yes i have feet</video:description><video:player_loc>https://watch.goodluckgabe.life/videos/embed/e3741de9-728e-4365-a262-5c8c3ed860e2</video:player_loc></video:video></url><url><loc>https://watch.goodluckgabe.life/w/azEfa5CCmgui1pj6dJVaTr</loc><video:video><video:thumbnail_loc>https://watch.goodluckgabe.life/static/thumbnails/c43cae75-7698-449e-beb4-897e728e2314.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc><video:title>Edge Game Ep. 92 - How to Be Ronery (feat. Rita Ora) 02/20/2024</video:title><video:description>+ Yuzu Asian Dating App Review for Azns and Blax Only (whispered)
how about a transracial dating app. what do you think of that

+ geraldo tells you how to scam AI training companies. the latest and greatest hustle.

+ chick fila and in-n-out are the marines of the fast food world

+ how about a transracial dating app. what do you think of that 

+ geraldo tells you how to scam AI training companies. the latest and greatest hustle.

+ chick fila and in-n-out are the marines of the fast food world

+ I met this cool guy at a bar. He seemed really into me and we hit it off right away. We exchanged numbers and he invited me back to his place. I thought, why not? We got there and he was already in bed, his phone charging next to him. I climbed in, feeling a bit weird about the whole thing, but he was so insistent. We had sex, it was amazing, and then I passed out.

When I woke up, I saw his phone on the nightstand and decided to take a look, but there's no apple logo there! That's when I realized he was an Android user. I felt a wave of regret wash over me. I don't know why, but I just can't be with someone who uses Android. It's not that I hate them or anything, it's just that I've always been more of an iPhone girl.

Now, I'm trying to decide what to do. Do I just pretend like nothing happened and leave? Do I confront him about it? Or do I try to make things work despite our differences? I mean, we had amazing sex, and he seemed really into me. Maybe I could change his mind about Android?

+ Do fat people have sex?

A sailor in the Navy was docked in a foreign port for the night, so he decided to go out and take advantage of the nightlife. During his time he met a prostitute; pretty face, but so morbidly obese that she had to weigh at least 400 pounds (about 182 kg). So they talk business, come to an arrangement, and find a hotel room to do the deed.

Since it was a shitty hotel, there was no electricity, so they decided to just do it in the ...</video:description><video:player_loc>https://watch.goodluckgabe.life/videos/embed/4d955c71-1786-4c65-90aa-13ccfed21b93</video:player_loc></video:video></url><url><loc>https://watch.goodluckgabe.life/w/tQPwN95amHE5kFDJ4XvJab</loc><video:video><video:thumbnail_loc>https://watch.goodluckgabe.life/static/thumbnails/497435eb-1388-41f4-a1fe-945b2f9d1b88.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc><video:title>[ASMR] How to be Niga 2.0</video:title><video:description>A dvd that teaches you how to be a real niga</video:description><video:player_loc>https://watch.goodluckgabe.life/videos/embed/e177bc9d-226e-44bb-8a15-9a1618589fd4</video:player_loc></video:video></url><url><loc>https://watch.goodluckgabe.life/w/kJMaEFiDGLRrgTD1x5SKXb</loc><video:video><video:thumbnail_loc>https://watch.goodluckgabe.life/static/thumbnails/a0a0f4c4-53e5-4a0d-be65-d7882191cfd9.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc><video:title>[ASMR] How to be Niga 3.0</video:title><video:description>A dvd that teaches you how to be a real niga</video:description><video:player_loc>https://watch.goodluckgabe.life/videos/embed/9fd6b534-4a2f-47db-9755-4aa0fb2d597c</video:player_loc></video:video></url><url><loc>https://watch.goodluckgabe.life/w/55FxDS1rBJr5u4VKU8ULMe</loc><video:video><video:thumbnail_loc>https://watch.goodluckgabe.life/static/thumbnails/70034677-62b2-4cb4-b75a-0713716690a0.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc><video:title>[ASMR] How to Stay Hydrated 2.0</video:title><video:description>hot chocolate</video:description><video:player_loc>https://watch.goodluckgabe.life/videos/embed/210be690-ca7c-47ad-9a59-b9bbfd04e8bf</video:player_loc></video:video></url><url><loc>https://watch.goodluckgabe.life/w/nwHfDZ8mY4mMFzDochh1dE</loc><video:video><video:thumbnail_loc>https://watch.goodluckgabe.life/static/thumbnails/6814a0be-3e64-4ac2-bf13-aed5dd49dafa.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc><video:title>[ASMR] i'm gay!!! HELP!!!! 🤮💀 (whispered)</video:title><video:description>Hello, I'm gay lol

Redacted and psychotic lol Depressed and redactal lol Bipolar and insane lol  It seems they forgot to include this information in the essay about your complex psychology.  Stop joking about serious issues like abuse.  Parasocial interaction? You're just a lousy comedian who redacturbates while spewing a bunch of nonsense. 🤢🤢🤮</video:description><video:player_loc>https://watch.goodluckgabe.life/videos/embed/ae59a5d7-a160-4674-b867-7c7fc9e7ad3e</video:player_loc></video:video></url><url><loc>https://watch.goodluckgabe.life/w/3gYuk4q3CFSq8P1UcQz47d</loc><video:video><video:thumbnail_loc>https://watch.goodluckgabe.life/static/thumbnails/f6ee63a4-6df1-431d-844c-644ff8566d63.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc><video:title>Edge Game Ep. 93 - The Lobster Movie Review (feat. Yorgos Lanthimos) 02/20/2024</video:title><video:description>- when did yall stop kissing ur mom on the lips. let me know in the comments 

- Fuck porn i wish i could die 😭😭😭😭

Relapsed today, 23M virgin from tunisia who never dated or got a job or had any friends, i won't watch that shit again, i will never be able to have sex so why the fuck would i keep torturing myself being constantly reminded that a skinny guy my age has a dick thicker than his arm and he is out there pounding girls with that monster cock So damn depressed because i don't have a normal penis 😞😞😞😭, i have never known what having an erection feels like, my dick is small, so skinny and i have all the symptoms of Peyronie's disease/penile fibrosis which doesn't have a definitive cure apparently as far as i searched 😭😭😭😭 i have all the symptoms from fucking 14 and tried posting on reddit before but people thought i was trolling and i got banned multiple times, i don't qualify for a man and being a muslim is what stopping me from blowing my fucking head or throwing myself in front of the train that i take to go to college in which i'm a failure (repeating the 2nd grade of law school for 3 years in a row now) i'm writing this shit while sitting in my room crying like a fucking kid, idk if this is a mental breakdown but i can't take it anymore and i feel disgusted of myself 😭😭😭 it's haram to end it because i will guarantee eternal hell for myself and i don't want that to happen 😭😭😭

- I did the math, I masturbated roughly 12 thousand times in 5 years and lost 25 thousand hours of my life fapping.

I used to masturbate 7 times a day every single day, so in a year that's 2555 masturbations, 2555x5 which is the amount of years I spent fapping is 12775, now if you multiply that by 120 minutes which is the amount of time my masturbation sessions lasted it's 1533000 minutes, which is equal to 25 thousand hours.</video:description><video:player_loc>https://watch.goodluckgabe.life/videos/embed/126d3f00-4bc1-4b80-9fa2-4565441972dc</video:player_loc></video:video></url><url><loc>https://watch.goodluckgabe.life/w/imvWmwEfccC7sKRa14hn35</loc><video:video><video:thumbnail_loc>https://watch.goodluckgabe.life/static/thumbnails/6087daaa-14bb-44e3-994c-8f1a3020bd74.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc><video:title>[ASMR] i think you're really cool and smart and funny interesting part 2 POV ROLEPLAY WHISPERED</video:title><video:description>i mean it this time</video:description><video:player_loc>https://watch.goodluckgabe.life/videos/embed/8c88ae99-e8a7-4eba-be2e-9fd5aa93afdc</video:player_loc></video:video></url><url><loc>https://watch.goodluckgabe.life/w/ihr2aGWBidDsf9AhYqB5BC</loc><video:video><video:thumbnail_loc>https://watch.goodluckgabe.life/static/thumbnails/6d929478-5462-44f4-a761-169474148607.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc><video:title>[ASMR] Arteck wireless keyboard w/ touchpad REVIEW unboxing + panasonic dvx100a TEST (whispered)</video:title><video:description>review starts at 1:00 you're welcome</video:description><video:player_loc>https://watch.goodluckgabe.life/videos/embed/8bf6ad3e-e0ac-4538-843d-b678fcccb19a</video:player_loc></video:video></url><url><loc>https://watch.goodluckgabe.life/w/rd5HC85Ax7RJ3Gn7yAXzCb</loc><video:video><video:thumbnail_loc>https://watch.goodluckgabe.life/static/thumbnails/af95b6b7-62e1-4bd7-99e6-f07d73eeb0f8.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc><video:title>Edge Game Ep. 94 - DAD DAD DAD (feat. DAD) 03/04/2024</video:title><video:description>- Why do people attend Taylor Swift concerts if she doesn't strip and masturbate on stage?
- What the fuck is wrong with people? How can you watch that? It's boring as fuck and I can't get erect at all. She's just standing there and singing and sometimes she dances. How the fuck is that entertaining, you stupid chimps? Holy fuck, make her strip for fuck sake. I want to see some pussy juice being spurt out of her pussy while she moans on stage.
- The universe is a big cock. It's powerful, it's mysterious, and it's always erect. The stars are the little nubs on the head of the cock, twinkling with life. The planets are the shaft, round and hard, spinning through space. And the black holes are the balls, swirling and massive, containing the universe's cum.
- Now, imagine that this cock is in the hand of some dude. That dude is God. He's playing with his creation, stroking it, making it harder and harder. And when he's ready, he'll cum. And when he cums, the universe will expand, and new worlds and galaxies will be born. But don't worry, it won't be the end. He'll keep playing with it, making it harder and harder, until the next time he feels the urge to cum.
- That's the secret of the universe. It's a big, hard cock in the hand of a cosmic god. And it's all connected. The universe is a reflection of the divine, and the divine is reflected in the universe. It's a cycle of creation, expansion, and renewal. And at the center of it all, is the mysterious force that drives it all: the hand of God, stroking his magnificent cock.</video:description><video:player_loc>https://watch.goodluckgabe.life/videos/embed/cc244c90-d941-416d-ae3c-39386ad5f68e</video:player_loc></video:video></url><url><loc>https://watch.goodluckgabe.life/w/37X3hUrErynRRf4jD6p9wY</loc><video:video><video:thumbnail_loc>https://watch.goodluckgabe.life/static/thumbnails/30646bbf-3c0c-4292-bdcb-3a0cc6ced65f.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc><video:title>Edge Game Ep. 95 - Born Again Chris Chan (feat. Christine Weston Chandler) 03/11/2024</video:title><video:description>21 and Single White Male...
-Shy -Smart -Young at Heart -Computer skilled

-Humorous -A great thinker and go-getter -"Natural salesperson" -Enjoys good parts of life

-Diplomatic -Friendly -Loves his family -Peaceful -Very creative -He's lonely...

Seeking a CUTE 18-21 SINGLE ♀FEMALE♀ COMPANION
*18-21 years of age *does _not_ already have a boyfriend *Single

-Average to Slender Weight/Body Type -White -Lives in Charolettesville or Ruckersville area

*Does NOT Smoke or Drink Alcohol -Happy, Positive Personality

*Average/High Income -Drives a vehicle

If any ♂MEN♂ read this huge sign...
MIND YOUR OWN BUSINESS!
(And to all MEN with girlfriends, except marrieds and blacks, go jump off a cliff)

Have a nice day :)</video:description><video:player_loc>https://watch.goodluckgabe.life/videos/embed/112aa8c4-1278-465b-8642-5b0839cf2f2c</video:player_loc></video:video></url><url><loc>https://watch.goodluckgabe.life/w/m2DmMa4fKDpzU7P2LTonsS</loc><video:video><video:thumbnail_loc>https://watch.goodluckgabe.life/static/thumbnails/1d2ae9a4-bde9-48d4-86e9-35760c6b3b23.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc><video:title>Edge Game Ep. 96 - The Bucee's Episode Part 1 03/18/2024</video:title><video:description>yea bucee's wooo</video:description><video:player_loc>https://watch.goodluckgabe.life/videos/embed/a2318a30-fbf0-44c8-8b96-e687066238ea</video:player_loc></video:video></url><url><loc>https://watch.goodluckgabe.life/w/nWtpyWo28tbhmDkhdwz1dS</loc><video:video><video:thumbnail_loc>https://watch.goodluckgabe.life/static/thumbnails/02e2e2cb-a8d0-46f6-a0d6-b5fffa3ccb0d.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc><video:title>Edge Game Ep. 97 - Why Bucee's Rocks Part 2 03/18/2024</video:title><video:description>yeha buce's very good yes wooo!!!</video:description><video:player_loc>https://watch.goodluckgabe.life/videos/embed/b1aaf717-42ef-4870-a689-eca0ed6a05f2</video:player_loc></video:video></url><url><loc>https://watch.goodluckgabe.life/w/iBgPfNKEsK9YaFnrYaFjN5</loc><video:video><video:thumbnail_loc>https://watch.goodluckgabe.life/static/thumbnails/a5ec7d5e-2761-4f1b-bbdd-6244e4e42cf9.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc><video:title>Edge Game Ep. 98 - Let's Go to Bucee's Part 3 03/18/2024</video:title><video:description>i wanna make love in this bucee's bathroom</video:description><video:player_loc>https://watch.goodluckgabe.life/videos/embed/8e9822a6-858f-4bf0-95ee-9f9580c77d60</video:player_loc></video:video></url><url><loc>https://watch.goodluckgabe.life/w/uVfQvswQSHgjHUEGxJyGrK</loc><video:video><video:thumbnail_loc>https://watch.goodluckgabe.life/static/thumbnails/4d9601d5-69dd-4957-85bb-cd0f16de95f1.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc><video:title>Edge Game Ep. 99 - Bucee's Part 4 03/18/2024</video:title><video:description>do you need me to pick up any brisket while I'm in the bathroom</video:description><video:player_loc>https://watch.goodluckgabe.life/videos/embed/ea2f720c-ffcb-4285-8fd9-2f64a2777275</video:player_loc></video:video></url><url><loc>https://watch.goodluckgabe.life/w/5Fj9RprSH81VuuS5ibk1xw</loc><video:video><video:thumbnail_loc>https://watch.goodluckgabe.life/static/thumbnails/d07e86d5-aa21-45eb-8550-2767b7b570ea.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc><video:title>Edge Game Ep. 100 - Pledge Game 04/15/2024</video:title><video:description>I'm sorry to contact you out of the blue like this, but I want to apologize for the way I’ve treated you and for how I responded to you the last few times you reached out to me. I was very rude and careless with my words for no good reason, and I apologize for blowing you off. I've been caught up in my little internet persona, and I let it negatively affect the way I view and treat people. I promise it was nothing personal. I've been projecting a lot of bitterness and resentment that had nothing to do with you, and I've been hyper critical and judgmental of everyone around me.

I realize that you don't need this apology, but I needed to apologize. I appreciate that you would reach out to me often, and I recognize the time and effort you've always put into our relationship, regardless of whether it was real or parasocial. I understand that most of you were just trying to show your support or appreciation, either through earnest expression, or by reciprocating my negativity in a show of solidarity. 

With that said 
I do stand by many of the thoughts, ideas, and emotions I've expressed through my content. Only because much of it is real and genuine to some degree, as in, it does reflect my misery and the warped, paranoid worldview I've developed by leaning into that misery. Viewed through infinite layers of irony, this form of expression seemed infallible. Presented as a sort of performance art, it became immune to any genuine criticism, at least from my perspective. I believed any criticism or engagement only furthered my point, and this in turn motivated me to try to evoke even more negative reactions from you.

The point I tried to prove is one that I hope you already know or at least subconsciously accept, which is that negativity and negative emotions are addictive. 

Over the last four years as a creator and streamer, I’ve engaged with some of the most sad, lonely, and bitter people I’ve ever encountered, many of whom seemed to fetishize other people...</video:description><video:player_loc>https://watch.goodluckgabe.life/videos/embed/25e1bfa5-6a1f-400c-a6f2-62e7f777c85c</video:player_loc></video:video></url><url><loc>https://watch.goodluckgabe.life/w/upoTA3KbjXyJkvs5kgbwEr</loc><video:video><video:thumbnail_loc>https://watch.goodluckgabe.life/static/thumbnails/f52ae900-d18d-43d6-9d3f-f0deaa84a3da.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc><video:title>April 8, 2024 Solar Eclipse New Orleans</video:title><video:description>Only in New Orleans</video:description><video:player_loc>https://watch.goodluckgabe.life/videos/embed/e6041865-c72e-4743-ae07-69bd46e5444d</video:player_loc></video:video></url><url><loc>https://watch.goodluckgabe.life/w/w3HrqKpcRCKszvv8T4sxoy</loc><video:video><video:thumbnail_loc>https://watch.goodluckgabe.life/static/thumbnails/4419c916-6471-4406-a6e2-24de7aa8451b.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc><video:title>Edge Game Ep. 101 - Pre Ayahuasca  - 05/12/2024</video:title><video:description>psychedelic ska band called ayahuaSKA</video:description><video:player_loc>https://watch.goodluckgabe.life/videos/embed/f3532f45-97ee-4fc4-b545-15aa67048dd8</video:player_loc></video:video></url><url><loc>https://watch.goodluckgabe.life/w/fdWfebTT4g41quLwwvNHgE</loc><video:video><video:thumbnail_loc>https://watch.goodluckgabe.life/static/thumbnails/03c567c2-5aeb-491c-8f22-cdfb974e19ba.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc><video:title>Edge Game Ep. 102 - LaWayra Ayahuasca Retreat Review - 06/01/2024</video:title><video:description>This is my personal experience with LaWayra Ayahuasca retreat in Colombia. This is by no means a comprehensive review or analysis; it is just a free-flowing recollection of thoughts and emotions I experienced before, during, and after the retreat. This was recorded only two weeks after my last ceremony on May 19th 2024, so it's not nearly as insightful or organized as it could be. I mostly wanted to document my current state of mind; I wanted to try to visually and auditorily capture this kind of deeper emotional buzz/connection that I cannot confidently express through words alone.

This is not an incentivized or paid review; I am not affiliated with LaWayra in any way aside from being a recent patient/client. I just wanted to share my experience to help me contextualize and integrate, and hopefully to help others understand Ayahuasca and its incredible healing potential.




If you have any questions or would like to discuss LaWayra, my experiences, or ayahuasca in general, please feel free to reach out.

help@goodluckgabe.life

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You can also reach out to LaWayra directly. LaWayra's founder, Sam Believ, also hosts his own podcast called Ayahuasca Podcast. 

https://ayahuascaincolombia.com/

https://ayahuascapodcast.com/

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Instagram @lawayra_ayahuasca

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Short Review:

I have suffered from deep emotional trauma and depression since childhood. I was living a miserable life well into adulthood, and I had pushed away many of my friends and loved ones as a result of my inability to cope. I was initially skeptical of ayahuasca's use as medicine, but I had reached a point of desperation where no combination of talk therapy, pharmaceutical treatment, or other alternative intervention seemed to have any lasting effect on my fundamental outlooks on life, love, spirituality, and family.

I came to LaWayra in need of great help, and I received it plus so muc...</video:description><video:player_loc>https://watch.goodluckgabe.life/videos/embed/732e4bdc-8340-4278-a7ef-630824485290</video:player_loc></video:video></url><url><loc>https://watch.goodluckgabe.life/w/2ZBFo52SsYbLUNo6PJ2YU2</loc><video:video><video:thumbnail_loc>https://watch.goodluckgabe.life/static/thumbnails/0a598b4b-b4c0-4d1d-8501-af04001660fd.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc><video:title>Logistics Podcast | 001 gigafried</video:title><video:description>finally, two dudes discuss mutual love for robby patty + podcast logistics + timothee shyamalan + lawayra ayahuasca + other drugs + movie + music + gay sex + boytoys + justboythings

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ashwagandha + gas station kava + kanna + nitrous safety + suicidality + traditional chinese masculinity + hyperphantasia + DMT Catholicism + starting a cult + spring breakers pool scene + midnight marauda + full body orgasms + autists vs schizos + handsomeben + even more wacky buzzwords

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fake percs + tales from the streets + kratom + zero tolerance substance policy + the problem with AA + the problem with NA + the future of substance abuse treatment + kratom + xylazine + pyrovalerone + pyropsychosis + salvia + love + other drugs</video:description><video:player_loc>https://watch.goodluckgabe.life/videos/embed/377f2db8-1ee5-482f-b1ff-6a224345b29f</video:player_loc></video:video></url><url><loc>https://watch.goodluckgabe.life/w/mBC7oavvNVf7Q6YwZhvmFE</loc><video:video><video:thumbnail_loc>https://watch.goodluckgabe.life/static/thumbnails/8c32a7bc-eb52-47dd-9ffd-89f0f5fecc44.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc><video:title>We Invented Sex | 003 gigafried</video:title><video:description>this is the final episode of gigafried. thanks for listening!

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gigafried@gmail.com</video:description><video:player_loc>https://watch.goodluckgabe.life/videos/embed/a6f00f0a-48a8-4382-93e3-cdcc8c08cc74</video:player_loc></video:video></url><url><loc>https://watch.goodluckgabe.life/w/8n4vSa2JGVqBh7pXsmSf9r</loc><video:video><video:thumbnail_loc>https://watch.goodluckgabe.life/static/thumbnails/b59ec8f4-a29b-480c-b4dc-6303645b0cf6.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc><video:title>Edge Game Ep. 103 - Pre Amish (feat. Vanilla Ice) - 08/02/2024</video:title><video:description>Did a lil crying and reflecting on the last couple months before reuniting with familia. Failure and mushrooms as usual. Cathartic? Who can really say</video:description><video:player_loc>https://watch.goodluckgabe.life/videos/embed/3ba0c184-9f04-46fa-a6f4-e604c6bbf871</video:player_loc></video:video></url><url><loc>https://watch.goodluckgabe.life/w/4d3CYhr7V8E7TRYgFNG8Nv</loc><video:video><video:thumbnail_loc>https://watch.goodluckgabe.life/static/thumbnails/540a8056-7e14-43ab-b807-7015d4354113.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc><video:title>Edge Game Ep. 104 - Broken Amish - 08/22/2024</video:title><video:description>All filipinos and italians are officially pardoned. thank you</video:description><video:player_loc>https://watch.goodluckgabe.life/videos/embed/19f9f772-53ad-4c36-9816-ebb7a953c1c5</video:player_loc></video:video></url><url><loc>https://watch.goodluckgabe.life/w/db8xRXZ3Z66YyTdza3pnTs</loc><video:video><video:thumbnail_loc>https://watch.goodluckgabe.life/static/thumbnails/ad1b587b-7e1c-408b-a131-0f792a8b92d1.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc><video:title>Edge Game Ep. 105 - FMK - 08/30/2024</video:title><video:description>1. Taylor Swift</video:description><video:player_loc>https://watch.goodluckgabe.life/videos/embed/6297c10a-4aa6-4de0-b6a7-2ebf2bbbad34</video:player_loc></video:video></url><url><loc>https://watch.goodluckgabe.life/w/8gYMnRUfq33CrHjAG92t3o</loc><video:video><video:thumbnail_loc>https://watch.goodluckgabe.life/static/thumbnails/83128217-8998-4ca2-8306-34927337903f.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc><video:title>Edge Game Ep. 106 - Domandi - 09/07/2024</video:title><video:description>What do you ACTUALLY do?
In what way do most people fail you?
What, through repetition, have you mastered?
Who made you jealous?
What do you usually hesitate to discuss with other people?
Tell me a hard luck story that later strengthened you?
What is your problem?
What do you wish would happen?
Is life easy or hard, and what gave you that opinion?
What has the opposite sex tattooed into your brain?
What one thing about you cannot be copied?
When did you get better, and who helped you get there?
What is it about you that sometimes pushes others away?
Which dark chapter of your life pushed you to innovate or adapt?
What does self-love look like in your life?
Who or what is thy enemy?
Who's the bigger asshole: Mom or Dad? Why?
Who, from your life, would be easier to illustrate as a comic book character and why?
Describe a colorful object or smell that still haunts you years later.
When was a time you knew you were loved?
How do you constructively express your pain to others?
In what area do you fully believe in your own talents? (Completely unshakeable!)
What is the least sexual, sensual experience you've had?
Tell me about a time you defended your soul against a superior foe.
What is something you believe so firmly, it is basically your own religion?
What did you love as a kid, and then abandon, and then return to later in life?</video:description><video:player_loc>https://watch.goodluckgabe.life/videos/embed/3aeb1edb-e573-48cd-b804-be076939eb7e</video:player_loc></video:video></url><url><loc>https://watch.goodluckgabe.life/w/gdwWnHy2TpNgD55FZLPDZX</loc><video:video><video:thumbnail_loc>https://watch.goodluckgabe.life/static/thumbnails/557f39fa-31e2-4776-a090-aeaa8744a120.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc><video:title>Edge Game Ep. 107 - Evolution of Diary (feat. Judson Laipply) - 10/02/2024</video:title><video:description>boohoo trust issues boohoo she read my journal wahhhhh </video:description><video:player_loc>https://watch.goodluckgabe.life/videos/embed/7b391230-096c-42e8-a9af-6ea7b2cf8fcd</video:player_loc></video:video></url><url><loc>https://watch.goodluckgabe.life/w/vjEphhsch8Y8ku9MS3ynNw</loc><video:video><video:thumbnail_loc>https://watch.goodluckgabe.life/static/thumbnails/78837705-4828-475a-990f-fb7208d5150b.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc><video:title>Edge Game Ep. 108 - Post Diddy World (feat. Joker Diddy) - 10/14/2024</video:title><video:description>Pre Japan 10-14-2024 

POV falling in love thanks to NYT ASMR 36 Questions to Fall in Love based on some pop psychology mumbo jumbo himbo bimbo vending machine panties pumpkin spice cold brew creamed tractor supply company word salad buzzwords algorithm hashtag description metadata</video:description><video:player_loc>https://watch.goodluckgabe.life/videos/embed/ed74131f-7181-4874-ada7-372f11325a1e</video:player_loc></video:video></url><url><loc>https://watch.goodluckgabe.life/w/vyETdqJv6YYxyyHKombWe5</loc><video:video><video:thumbnail_loc>https://watch.goodluckgabe.life/static/thumbnails/edd4e014-c9a7-4924-acee-16caaa301e41.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc><video:title>Edge Game Ep. 109 - Post Hinchcliffe World (feat. Daddy Yankee) - 11/09/2024</video:title><video:description>Japan is so cool that I've decided to enlist 

I got a testicle massage and it was amazing (not sexual)

There's a type of massage called "Japkasai" which is a THERAPEUTIC massage where a woman massages your groin, inner thighs, "taint", and of course, testicles. It was 14,000 yen for a 60 minute testicle massage. Here's the process.

Arrive, take shower, 20 minutes spent massaging groin, taint, inner thighs, then 40 minutes of pinching and rubbing and massaging testicles and pushing energy up the shaft. To be clear again, this is NOT sexual, although she sometimes does rub your penis in order to move the energy from the testicles up the shaft.

The first half is extremely painful. You know how there are knots in your legs, backs, etc when you haven't gotten a proper massage in a while? Well imagine your groin, which has probably never gotten a deep tissue massage, ever. There were actually knots in my groin area that she broke up with powerful rubbing and it almost made me cry out in pain. She broke through the knots and then moved to the ball sack.

The balls massage is actually somewhat pleasurable. She's basically just massaging and kneading your balls and getting the blood to flow for 40 minutes, it doesn't really hurt that much.

The results were astounding. After I got home and relaxed a bit, I checked my balls and noticed that they had increased in size by nearly 50%. They weren't in pain or swollen, I think it's just blood flow that has been improved.

Also, I woke up with a RAGING erection this morning, felt like I was 15 again (I'm 32). I highly recommend this vitalizing therapy to people. The funniest part is that I told my girlfriend (who still lives in America but is planning to join me soon) that I was thinking about getting a ball massage and she thought it was hilarious. When I told her I actually got one, she was kind of shocked that I actually got it but laughed when I told her about the experience. Then at night, she randomly cal...</video:description><video:player_loc>https://watch.goodluckgabe.life/videos/embed/ef68c8c6-bc89-49f7-9bda-b9cb0e2b465e</video:player_loc></video:video></url><url><loc>https://watch.goodluckgabe.life/w/ouVTeHhPg8rQZjN2iiSBWh</loc><video:video><video:thumbnail_loc>https://watch.goodluckgabe.life/static/thumbnails/58e6ec70-4f27-4ce1-8c57-20d7c9238c10.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc><video:title>Edge Game Ep. 110 - Japan vs New Jersey (feat. Gypsy-Rose "Sadie" Blanchard) - 11/22/2024</video:title><video:description>@sadie_rom 

my tailbone hurted

japan, online, mom, psychosis, risperidone, risperdal, behavioral health, psychiatry, gay district, shinjuku, gay little monkey boy at apple store, suicide, trains, second life, MyCoke, Coke Studios, Coke Music, gaia online, worlds.com, dnsl, bang energy, john wilson</video:description><video:player_loc>https://watch.goodluckgabe.life/videos/embed/b6331538-b467-416b-a4c9-e759cfc03ef8</video:player_loc></video:video></url><url><loc>https://watch.goodluckgabe.life/w/cAYwkjhcD9oceCjAXcSgMK</loc><video:video><video:thumbnail_loc>https://watch.goodluckgabe.life/static/thumbnails/452ce8a7-13f7-4e24-a145-46045f7513cc.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc><video:title>Edge Game Ep. 111 - Chismas - 12/16/2024</video:title><video:description>it's chismas</video:description><video:player_loc>https://watch.goodluckgabe.life/videos/embed/5df6a59f-8e29-4d88-a6fd-313f376663d9</video:player_loc></video:video></url><url><loc>https://watch.goodluckgabe.life/w/pjmFwcHsjcQjhiosoRKSRP</loc><video:video><video:thumbnail_loc>https://watch.goodluckgabe.life/static/thumbnails/1e0e31fe-79bc-4764-a646-a4a158aa3471.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc><video:title>Edge Game Ep. 112 - Bourbon Street New Years - 01/02/2025</video:title><video:description>christmas eve was nice, christmas day was nice, new years eve was nice</video:description><video:player_loc>https://watch.goodluckgabe.life/videos/embed/bcd25288-d34c-4794-bdcd-8c0ba5352f59</video:player_loc></video:video></url><url><loc>https://watch.goodluckgabe.life/w/7EmaVSL7fsfU8vf3s5E4VQ</loc><video:video><video:thumbnail_loc>https://watch.goodluckgabe.life/static/thumbnails/28077635-6db8-4c40-8404-55f634c5405b.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc><video:title>Edge Game Ep. 113 - Call of Duty: Mardi Gras 6 - 03/02/2025</video:title><video:description>Guilt trips triggered by tickling and choking, reactivations, MEPS, Call of Duty Enlistment lounge, Dr. Marc pittman, Rush Limbaugh, Clintons, Ben carson, Costco membership, Near death chicken bake experience, Superbowl opening day, Watching old home movies, seeing your parents pain, watching your mom vlog, Sam Hyde show, Dominican Republic with filipinos, All-inclusive resorts, A return to antinatalism, from a Buddhist Taoist perspective, Using my ancestrydna results to prove that I'm 20% nazi, mardi gras, new orleans

Having severe moments of paranoia that I am going crazy or that I've been crazy and locked up in the hospital and that everyone in my life is a psych nurse or a doctor. Thinking about phuong. Someone who had a lot of her shit together for the first 40 years of her life and just suddenly couldn't function anymore. That her brain suddenly decided it wasn't worth running from death anymore. Like I keep thinking I'm dying and all of this is some delusion in my head, keeping me peaceful and content. the ultimate cope
</video:description><video:player_loc>https://watch.goodluckgabe.life/videos/embed/35f186b2-2895-4235-80be-67e40ed40e8e</video:player_loc></video:video></url><url><loc>https://watch.goodluckgabe.life/w/enwt2N4U1SrBTZzSb9phJo</loc><video:video><video:thumbnail_loc>https://watch.goodluckgabe.life/static/thumbnails/2522a351-ff1a-429a-ad4b-b52fd4427af5.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc><video:title>Edge Game Ep. 114 - Post Malone Oreo ASMR Mukbang Review - 05/08/2025</video:title><video:description>Gabe discusses his experience with Post Malone's exclusive Oreo, which he found unimpressive. He reflects on a two-month hiatus from podcasting, expressing hope for listeners' well-being. Gabe shares his foray into online sports gambling, detailing the addictive nature and the variety of bets available. He recounts a palm reading experience in New Orleans and his recent interest in sports betting. Gabe also discusses his sleep apnea diagnosis, the challenges of obtaining a CPAP machine, and his work with Character AI, focusing on identifying harmful content. He concludes with personal reflections on his mother's health and his decision to join the military.





Speaker 1 recounts purchasing a CPAP device for $150, only to find it infested with cockroaches. After cleaning and repairing it, they found it effective for sleep apnea, especially with a nose strip and mouth tape. They also discuss a movie they found underwhelming, criticizing its lack of originality and over-reliance on gimmicks. Additionally, Speaker 1 shares their work experience with Character AI, a chatbot website where users create personalized characters, and their role in moderating content related to suicide and eating disorders. They express discomfort with the site's existence and its impact on society.




The speaker expresses dissatisfaction with a companion series, criticizing its lack of innovation and interesting twists. They discuss using ChatGPT for therapeutic purposes and the challenges of nursing jobs in Louisiana. The speaker is considering enlisting in the military due to financial stability and a desire for change. They also address their mother's ongoing health issues, suspected to be psychosomatic, and her reluctance to seek help. The speaker feels burdened by their mother's emotional needs and struggles with their own emotional response, including anger and guilt. They plan to make significant life changes in the coming months.</video:description><video:player_loc>https://watch.goodluckgabe.life/videos/embed/6c483276-7fae-43f8-be9e-1d7db3da6432</video:player_loc></video:video></url><url><loc>https://watch.goodluckgabe.life/w/9aqs2XDoRYPr5TfwsLRsGn</loc><video:video><video:thumbnail_loc>https://watch.goodluckgabe.life/static/thumbnails/33703123-4318-4b03-8fbf-5eb836231b2b.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc><video:title>Edge Game Ep. 115 - Vocaroo - 06/14/2025</video:title><video:description>Question 1 
Take a moment to think about recent experiences in your life. Then consider two of these experiences, one that shows your strengths and one that reveals your challenges. Take your time to think about these experiences. For each situation, describe what happened, your reaction, and what you discovered about yourself.

Question 2 
Take a moment to think about how well you understand your own reactions and feelings. Describe a recent situation where your response either made perfect sense to you or confused you. Did this experience teach you about yourself?

Question 3 
Take a moment to reflect on how your past experiences connect to who you are now. Think about challenges you've faced - what have these experiences taught you about yourself, others, or life? What patterns do you notice in how you've grown or changed? Choose specific examples that show how your past experiences connect to your present life and what you've learned from them.

Question 4 
Take a moment to explore how you understand the different parts of yourself. Think about aspects of yourself that seem to fit together well, and parts that might conflict or feel contradictory. For each, give specific examples of how these parts show up in your life. How do you make sense of these different aspects of yourself? What helps you understand yourself better?

Question 5 
Take a moment to think about your relationships. Choose two specific relationships and describe what they're like. How connected do you feel in these relationships? What makes you feel most connected to these people, and what makes connection challenging? How have these relationships changed over time? Remember to explain your thoughts in detail.

Question 6 
Think about how people respond to your feelings, joy or pain. Do people in your life show they care? When they do or don't, how does this affect you? Think about times when care felt deeply real to you, and times when it felt superficial. For each example, ...</video:description><video:player_loc>https://watch.goodluckgabe.life/videos/embed/4219decf-8860-4bfa-b642-aa1f00ebb6f5</video:player_loc></video:video></url><url><loc>https://watch.goodluckgabe.life/w/wCFGtRCUWpkG2BM31fSbRc</loc><video:video><video:thumbnail_loc>https://watch.goodluckgabe.life/static/thumbnails/bfb719b0-a6d5-4e0f-8541-e25b397db68e.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc><video:title>Edge Game Ep. 116 - Rules of Engagement Party - 08/18/2025</video:title><video:description>1. Think about what you will be like over the next 10 years. Tell us about how you are similar and how you differ from your future self. Describe your future self as vividly as you can.

2. Imagine a typical day, five years in the future. Think about what it may be like, things you may do, places you may go, and people you may meet. How might you might feel about your day's experience? Describe your future day as vividly as you can. Include any specific details that come to mind.

3. Tell us about the career and/or your job you may have 10 years. How does that compare with what you hope and/or fear your career may be?

4. Think about your friendships and familial relationships over the next 10 years. How do you expect to feel in your future relationships? What about safe, supported, valued? What about afraid and/or like a burden? Do you feel your future friends and family will respect and be accepting of you? Why? What role will you play in these relationships? Describe your future relationships as vividly as you can. Tell us why you think your relationships will look this way.

5. Is there a community or communities (or group/organization of people) you see yourself being part of in the coming years? Tell us about the role or roles you may play. Will you feel like you belong to this group? What about you will add value to the group? Please describe this in as much detail as you can.

6. Think about what your personality will be like several years in the future. Tell us what you like and dislike about your future personality. Describe each trait clearly and explain why you like and/or dislike those traits in particular.

7. Think about some things you will do over the next 10 years. Think about your future accomplishments and/or hobbies. Tell us what you like and dislike about your future actions. Describe each clearly and explain why you like and dislike those actions in particular.

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